talk to females when you look your worst.
I know for a fact females do like a guy who looks worse for wear.
plus, I think females respond and notice your confidence level, when appraoch and are scruff mcgruff status.
with, the unkempt shave, and possible work attire look.
I met the first love of my life when I was high school.
after getting off of my highschool summer job at the paddleboats in Lincoln park zoo.
I was a mess, I mean a literal smelly awful looking mess.
at this job to secure the paddleboats, every night.
so, they were not stolen.
me and my homies who were on staff.
we would all walk said boats out in the Lincoln park zoo pond out to the pile.
instead of actually paddling a boat with the fleet towed together in back.
this pond is filled with slime, mad floating duck shyt, scum.
probably human fecal matter, just the worst shyt, you could think of.
shyt Lincoln park could have funnelled the urine basin of every animal in the zoo into this pond.
so, after work we were on Michigan avenue.
that is when I seen her breh's.
I approached her, and we hit it off.
while, I was covered in soaked pond scum clothes shoes and gear.
she, was so cool and smart.
that, in between this first meeting my homie from high school afterwards was like.
yo, you do know ol girl is like the smartest female in the whole educational system.
I'm like for real.
you lying,...
but nah..she really was one of chicago's smartest kids ever.
she won some award, and was on a few tv shows as one of chicago's smartest kids.
in closing,...
as the ending of this story is not the fairytale it began as.
plus, I did not think I would be posting on this topic.
let alone this story.
so I am not prepared for what this memory recollection would do to the gawd.
I will cut the story short.
in closing,...
I say approach any female, you are attracted to.
even, if you are at your worse.
Art Barr
RIP, Tab...
I miss you like you would not believe.