Ladies, what is the stupidest excuse a guy has given you?

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When he broke a date?

Went mia?

Got caught doing something?

Cheated whatever?

What is the dumbest thing he said that made you go :mjlol::skip::comeon::rudy::camby:



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I'll go first with the first one I can think of. I had met this guy last year. I was casually texting him back and forth and one day I realized I hadn't asked him if he was in a relationship. These days you have to ask. So I did, and it was followed by a long pause. So I already figured what the answer was. It was something to the effect of "Well I mean, we are in the process of breaking up. To me, on my end its over, we aren't together" :mjlol: on your end huh?:camby:





poor lady:mjcry:
 
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Raedawn07 said:
I don't understand what is wrong with honesty
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Right and the thing is, he wanted to go on break for some petty shyt :mjlol: well at the time what I thought was petty shyt :mjpls:

Then got mad at me when he thought I was dating another guy and kept trying to convince me that the chick was just a friend :mindblown:
 
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Blaming your upbringing or your mother for your shytty behaviour is by far the worst excuse.

Ain't nobody got time for that
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A guy I know said he didn't approach me because I was to shy. Firstly, I'm reserved but I'm not shy. I talk to everyone who is respectful to me. Plus I was the talkative one amongst my friends who knew the guy also. So they were like WTF?

I think in general, people like to project their insecurities on to me. I dealt with a lot of people coming at me sideways for little to no reason.
 
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A guy told my friend she should have sex with him because hes gonna be a big rapper, his cousin knows some producers from ATL.

nikka serving 4 years for domestic violence, threatening with a fire arm, and posession of stolen items. :mjlol:

She was like hes cuuuute tho. He even lied to her about his gf whos the one who caught the beatdown from that lame. :pachaha:
 
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Some dudes lie about the dumbest shyt. Every time I asked this one guy his age, he wouldn't tell me. Like he'd find any fukking excuse to not tell me. He didn't look that much older than me but I just wanted to know out of sheer curiosity. Then one time we slept together and he forgot his ID at my house. He was 22 like me. Why didn't he just fukking TELL ME?! :why:
 
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ahhhh....I got some gems.

So, this wasn't me....my girl was ENGAGED to an attorney nicca. He came up missing on a Friday night....they engaged, mind you. So, rightfully, she's like wtf. So, early Saturday, like 6am, he finally calls and tells her his ass had been robbed at gunpoint and the dude stole his wallet and phone, etc. Come to find out, he was fukking someone else and out on a 'date'.

Same friend, Same fiance. later....months later, he comes up missing for a good 20 hours. Not at his house, not answering phone,etc. When he finally surfaced, he said he had been having suicidal thoughts and had checked himself into the psych ward of the hospital. It was later discovered he was on a weekend trip with a side chick.

ME; a guy I used to deal with was trying to get back in with me so he asked me to drinks at happy hour. I said what the hell, ok. let's meet. This negro never shows, never answers phone again....i finally left the spot and later he calls to tell me he was pulled over by the cops and they proceeded to harass him and hold him up for hours and wouldn't let him use his phone. Months later he and I are having drinks and kicking it and I just slid in out the blue with 'you weren't really pulled over that night were you'...and without missing a beat...without taking time to sober up and think, this grown ass child says, 'no...I wasn't. i lied'. lmao. I just laughed my moffo' ass off because it was so surreal how I asked and he answered without time to plan or think and plus he was pursuing me. But any respect I had for him at that moment was DUST. TOO old for that shyt.
 
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