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she just said he wouldnt tell herYou slept with him and didn't know his age?
Ladies, what is the stupidest excuse a guy has given you?
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"I need time to be by myself and see whats out there"
Aka
A thinly veiled way to say, "We need a break"
Which basically meant, "I'm already fukking someone else and partially moved in with her but I'm not ready to break up with you either so I want to keep your p*ssy on reserve"
After a days of marinating on it, I broke it off for him. I told him I knew he was cheating and he denied it (obviously). Then tried to make me feel guilty for breaking up a 4yr relationship.
Nah son, the bushes you will go.
Aka
A thinly veiled way to say, "We need a break"
Which basically meant, "I'm already fukking someone else and partially moved in with her but I'm not ready to break up with you either so I want to keep your p*ssy on reserve"
After a days of marinating on it, I broke it off for him. I told him I knew he was cheating and he denied it (obviously). Then tried to make me feel guilty for breaking up a 4yr relationship.
Nah son, the bushes you will go.
My friends bf of three years told her he wasn't ready to go to the next level, engagement because the lord hasn't lead him that way yet. 
But doesn't want them to necessarily break up because he didn't want her to find someone and be married in 6 mo. That would seem like she really didn't love him.
But doesn't want them to necessarily break up because he didn't want her to find someone and be married in 6 mo. That would seem like she really didn't love him.
You slept with him and didn't know his age?
He looked my age. No older than 25. We went to a bar together before so he was of age. I don't really give a shyt after that. But I just wanted to know his exact age and the fact that he didn't want to tell me made me even more curious
a guy i was talking to hit me up on the night of my birthday, asking me why we haven't spoke in two days. i let the convo go on for a bit and then finally dropped it on him
you know you forgot my birthday right?
him: no i didn't forget, its today, i just been so stressed and busy with school and work and making sure i see my grandma before she dies
me:
i ain't heartless so i paid my respects to granny but he had to get the axe
not to mention he often tried to pull the whole "it seems like you're mad because i have other obligations" when i would bring up that we wouldn't spend time with each other...
his other obligations were other women but i digress
you know you forgot my birthday right?
him: no i didn't forget, its today, i just been so stressed and busy with school and work and making sure i see my grandma before she dies
me:
i ain't heartless so i paid my respects to granny but he had to get the axe
not to mention he often tried to pull the whole "it seems like you're mad because i have other obligations" when i would bring up that we wouldn't spend time with each other...
his other obligations were other women but i digress
The "I've been so busy" excusea guy i was talking to hit me up on the night of my birthday, asking me why we haven't spoke in two days. i let the convo go on for a bit and then finally dropped it on him
you know you forgot my birthday right?
him: no i didn't forget, its today, i just been so stressed and busy with school and work and making sure i see my grandma before she dies
me:
i ain't heartless so i paid my respects to granny but he had to get the axe
not to mention he often tried to pull the whole "it seems like you're mad because i have other obligations" when i would bring up that we wouldn't spend time with each other...
his other obligations were other women but i digress
Who is so busy they can't take three seconds to text a chick
no ones asking for a deep three hour conversation but at least a "Hey hope your day is going well" is too much 
Then its "Why u gotta be so needy?!"The "I've been so busy" excuse
Who is so busy they can't take three seconds to text a chick
Okay, *texts less often*
"Oh, so you can't call a nikka
"Look bruh
Then its "Why u gotta be so needy?!"
Okay, *texts less often*
"Oh, so you can't call a nikka
Look bruh
I've been through this so many times, this is why I'm single
The "I've been so busy" excuse
Who is so busy they can't take three seconds to text a chick
what made it even worse was the fact that we were LITERALLY TALKING. RIGHT THEN AND THERE we were having a conversation, so when i stop it halfway to say "you forgot my birthday" pulling the "i've been so busy" excuse makes not an ounce of sense!!!
@Raedawn07
sometimes females dont listen to the truth
i was talking to this one female and i had pink eye i told her not to come over till I'm not contagious
she didnt believe me i even send her ass a pic
and she was like na it was just soap in your eye ur just avoiding me
and i was like no i wasn't u saw me yesterday it was a lil pink and even told u i think i might be getting it i aint avoiding if i was i just tell u dont call me no more not hard for me to keep it 100% with u
she was like na u aint got pink eye I'm like
and i was like fine I'm lying i got guard duty to watch the gate and she believed that shyt instead
cuz foreigners know we do have it at times and seen us at the military gate
funny how the truth aint good enough sometimes so u end up lying instead just trying to stop it from getting worse
sometimes females dont listen to the truth
i was talking to this one female and i had pink eye i told her not to come over till I'm not contagious
she didnt believe me i even send her ass a pic
and she was like na it was just soap in your eye ur just avoiding me
and i was like no i wasn't u saw me yesterday it was a lil pink and even told u i think i might be getting it i aint avoiding if i was i just tell u dont call me no more not hard for me to keep it 100% with u
she was like na u aint got pink eye I'm like
and i was like fine I'm lying i got guard duty to watch the gate and she believed that shyt instead
cuz foreigners know we do have it at times and seen us at the military gate
funny how the truth aint good enough sometimes so u end up lying instead just trying to stop it from getting worse