Ladies, why would a man be lucky to marry a woman like you?

[GhettoNintendo]

Um, I like plunging toilets.

 

[GhettoNintendo]

any pawg's on here?
i would gladly eat your ass.

 

[GhettoNintendo]

Honest?

I cook, clean & im not one to be stalking a guy always wondering where he is, pretty laid back for the most part. Wouldn't cheat & im genuinely nice. I wouldn't say "lucky" though. Don't need a nikka to be "balling" either, Im smart about money.

Although me not being one to constantly keep tabs hasn't worked out in the past...

you sound like a good women and will get far in life if you keep it up

 

[LebronsHairline]

the qualities of a good women right here fellas














but wtf is a "Roll" ?
some form of twrking??

Seriously though:
I'm pretty easy going
I don't complain
I geniunely enjoy cleaning as long as I can listen to music during
I cook and bake
I'm not a financial strain (I go shopping less than twice a year, I don't mind no name brands )
I can roll
I can fix almost anything no matter how frustrated I get
I'm naturally good with kids of all ages, was a bible camp Councillor/school lunch monitor/tutor/babysitter
I don't want a wedding, only a two week honeymoon vacay

I feel like this is shyt I've said in an interview recently

i like my blunts tight but not to tight

*claps hands*

 

[92Inc]

Honest?

I cook, clean & im not one to be stalking a guy always wondering where he is, pretty laid back for the most part. Wouldn't cheat & im genuinely nice. I wouldn't say "lucky" though. Don't need a nikka to be "balling" either, Im smart about money.

Although me not being one to constantly keep tabs hasn't worked out in the past...

 

[Astroslik]

don't marry any female that posts on an online message board

 

[Layla Hunnam]

...

 

[Easy-E]

Seriously though:
I'm pretty easy going
I don't complain
I geniunely enjoy cleaning as long as I can listen to music during
I cook and bake
I'm not a financial strain (I go shopping less than twice a year, I don't mind no name brands )
I can roll
I can fix almost anything no matter how frustrated I get
I'm naturally good with kids of all ages, was a bible camp Councillor/school lunch monitor/tutor/babysitter
I don't want a wedding, only a two week honeymoon vacay

I feel like this is shyt I've said in an interview recently

Really? You gon' waste my electricity like that?

You are something else...you are something else

 

[MikelArteta]

so none of you ladies have ever treated ehh

 

[marcuz]

ITT: women not named innocentdevil (and possibly binary) realizing they bring nothing to the table

 

[Easy-E]

where the virgins at, breh, 'douh?

 

[innocentdevil]

so none of you ladies have ever treated ehh

treated? as in pick up the bill? lots of times

 

[Lana Kane]

so none of you ladies have ever treated ehh

I think I've stated in a few threads how ive paid for dates and shyt like that. I really dont spend my money on myself, lol. I dont mind at all.

 

[SouthernBelle]

so none of you ladies have ever treated ehh

Are you looking for a wife or a girlfriend? I would hope two married or almost people aren't still worried about who pays on dates. Can you say petty?

 

[DarlingNikki]

Who gives a shyt? Better question is would any woman be lucky to marry you degenerates.