Ladies would you date a preacher?

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It saddens mine heart to see mine brethren defame the title of "preacher". Ye art a gullible and aggressive people that surely do flock as flies to the dung of filthy beast at the opportunity to ridicule and denounce a thing of which ye halfheartedly and ignorantly misjudge.

My brethren, ye are hypocrites. Behold as I exposel to thee thy erroneous ways.

Ye surely doeth crucify the poor soul that haveth the audacity to come near into this coliseum to insult and judge ye all as if ye all act and move as one entity. If one negro likes fried chicken, then verily we all? If one negro shall make his home in the ghettos, shall the samel be for we? If I shall partake in a grape flavored carbonated beverage, should ye all be judged likewise as willing partakers of the grape beverage variety? God forbid!

Fools! Close thy mouths and open thy ears to the words of thy elder. Because ye hath gandered a preacher whom hath manipulated the church, do not taketh it as such being the same for all preachers. In this world, there liveth many authentic preachers of the Lord thy God and there also liveth forgeries. Tis the same in every aspect of life.

If ye wouldst cease thy poisonous words and instead open thy eyes, hearts and ears to the word of God, ye wouldst be able to discern between the two. If ye chooseth to adhere not mine words, then find anger and fault in thy ownself for being deceived by the deceiver. God bless you all.
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It saddens mine heart to see mine brethren defame the title of "preacher". Ye art a gullible and aggressive people that surely do flock as flies to the dung of filthy beast at the opportunity to ridicule and denounce a thing of which ye halfheartedly and ignorantly misjudge.

My brethren, ye are hypocrites. Behold as I exposel to thee thy erroneous ways.

Ye surely doeth crucify the poor soul that haveth the audacity to come near into this coliseum to insult and judge ye all as if ye all act and move as one entity. If one negro likes fried chicken, then verily we all? If one negro shall make his home in the ghettos, shall the samel be for we? If I shall partake in a grape flavored carbonated beverage, should ye all be judged likewise as willing partakers of the grape beverage variety? God forbid!

Fools! Close thy mouths and open thy ears to the words of thy elder. Because ye hath gandered a preacher whom hath manipulated the church, do not taketh it as such being the same for all preachers. In this world, there liveth many authentic preachers of the Lord thy God and there also liveth forgeries. Tis the same in every aspect of life.

If ye wouldst cease thy poisonous words and instead open thy eyes, hearts and ears to the word of God, ye wouldst be able to discern between the two. If ye chooseth to adhere not mine words, then find anger and fault in thy ownself for being deceived by the deceiver. God bless you all.
:Halle_Lujah:

nikka I just saw you in JBO.:stopitslime:
 

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Why would I want to deal with someone that's just like my father? No thanks.
 

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Yessssss, I would love to be First Lady of the church. It would have to be a mega church though
 

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F*ck no! I'm not into religion at all! I enjoy reading and learning about the witchy sh*t and I don't conform to no one's spiritual system! I've had an old friend try to convert me to Islam but the minute I talk about seeing spirits and ghosts around here he gets all scared n sh*t :russ:. I'm a free spirited woman and I will not submit to no one's God :wow:
 

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I dated a chick who was a preachers daughter years back.

:mjlol: she said her daddy (rip) and every deacon in that mofo was man-whores.
 
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