Picture this ladies; you've just drank your favorite drink: a whole bottle of Drake's Extra Tickly Pink Moscato. The bubbly kind. You've finished watching Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. You're done ranting on Facebook about how you aren't THAT bytch. You stumble into bed.......
It's 3am, you wake up. It's warm. It's wet. It's wild. You've been.....
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Your man is standing over you like

Your red bikini cut drawls with the stain mark in the middle, you know which one

, are covering his face like a fukking gas mask. Your dripping Tweety bird jammies in his hand. He knows your secret......