Ladies You Have $5 Build Your Ideal Man

[InDePickWest]

I dont fukk with $5 fukkboys

 

[muse]

can i borrow $9?

 

[September]

Funny, smart, well dressed, great in bed and borrowing money from a friend for faithful

I'm saying?

But if I have to pick I'd say

Smart ($1) because dumb guys are the fukking worse
Great in bed ($2) because bad sex is also the fukking worse
Funny ($1)
Well dressed ($1)

Good looking, wealthy and faithful all have but's so I'll leave those off.

 

[Medicate]

We need a spinoff of this thread for the brehs
The fukkery that would ensue

Make it..........

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Damn it this is hard.

 

[intruder]

I'll make one.

Make it..........

You know coli brehs would be in there bargaining and sh!t
Be like " I know CAN COOK cost $3 but can i get $1's worth? I spent all my money on that GIVES GREAT HEAD for 4$ "

 

[Medicate]

You know coli brehs would be in there bargaining and sh!t
Be like " I know CAN COOK cost $3 but can i get $1's worth? I spent all my money on that GIVES GREAT HEAD for 4$ "

I already see the thread....I did just that....

 

[scarlxrd]

faithful and great in bed

I'm going to have to go with faithful and great in bed.

For some reason I expected more. No conversation stuff? No "I need him to listen as well?"

 

[bcrusaderw]

For some reason I expected more. No conversation stuff? No "I need him to listen as well?"

I ran out of money.

The hubby has got to be able to crack my back though.

And me and STIs don't mix, so faithful was a must.

 

[Vice Queen]

I guess.....Funny, smart, good looking and I'll be in debt for how ever much "knows when to stay quiet" and "knows how to leave me the fukk alone" costs.

And the smart part is negotiable.

 

[bcrusaderw]

Damn it this is hard.

You're married right? Your better half probably has a lot on this list.

 

[September]

I guess.....Funny, smart, good looking and I'll be in debt for how ever much "knows when to stay quiet" and "knows how to leave me the fukk alone" costs.

And the smart part is negotiable.

:sarr:

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

You're married right? Your better half probably has a lot on this list.

Mm hmm yeah he's got a good amount of it except for the wealthy part lol..we'll get there eventually

 

[Colicat]

For some reason I expected more. No conversation stuff? No "I need him to listen as well?"

I only had 5..... had to prioritize...

 

[Smoke]

So, what I'm gathering here is that having a nice body is of little importance