Her wingspan ain’t that long breh.Why didn't she just grab both rails and lift her legs up?
Lady sends her suitcase to finish someone off like a turtle shell in Mario.
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Jump on a moving escalator brehs. Either way she’s fukked up.
Diondon
Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
lol wtf that aint funny 
nikka she was almost at the bottom
this nikka definitely got picked last at lunch time games
They're not all Michelle Yeoh!
RARI_Godwind
St. BAWGustine - DarkSkxxxn
I love when I see some ghetto sht happen in other countries 
ScoopNScore
8man
Why didn't she just grab both rails and lift her legs up?
Go for that Van Damme jump split
She's Asian so there's a good chance she could pull it off
Cause they moving tooWhy didn't she just grab both rails and lift her legs up?
ReturnOfJudah
Veteran
That was dumb as fukk to put that suitcase on the esculator like that 
Why the hell was this person so terrified of a suitcaseyou wouda thought a street shark was behind her
I feel badi can't be friends with people who are THIS helpless in silly ass situations, she needs a helmet and bike pads 24/7 at this level of decision-making
had all the time in the world to figure out a plan and still got clipped
Hell nah,I would normally agree if she wasnt on a escalator. But that definitely limits your mobility. It still feels like you could easily bust your ass taking that first step on the escalator. But yall want her jumping around,being extra athletic. My move would have been the same as hers. I just would have moved faster
You saw what happened, right? That's a possibly 50 lb hard-sided projectile hurtling down a set of metal stairs at a little Asian lady.Why the hell was this person so terrified of a suitcase
I feel bad
had all the time in the world to figure out a plan and still got clipped
That sentence was crazy to write.
T-K-G
Veteran
Fam she was damn near at the BOTTOM when she got clappedHell nah,I would normally agree if she wasnt on a escalator. But that definitely limits your mobility. It still feels like you could easily bust your ass taking that first step on the escalator. But yall want her jumping around,being extra athletic. My move would have been the same as hers. I just would have moved faster
my 60 year old mom is clearing the escalator at that point
ScoopNScore
8man
T-K-G
Veteran
The bigger question is did the rocket scientist who put the suitcase on the elevator get locked up
i need to knowImagining the US dropping thousands of suitcases over china as a valid war tactic is killing me