Lame Shyt You Did In Highschool

[Yessir_Araphat]

wore the following necklaces:

U a cac breh??

I went thru a "rasta" stage. All I would ever wear were bob Marley/rasta colored shirts, bumped reggae, I even tried twisting my hair into some wack, shytty dreads. The worst part is I would even talk with a bootleg Jamaican accent sometimes

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I remember when my friends made me swallow a tea bag my first season of playing football, I had to swallow the staple and everything

 

[Brandeezy]

- Cut my shirt sleeves up like Hot Sauce from AND1, wrote my made up street ball nickname on my shirt with a sharpie then went outside to ball

- Wore XXL Tall Tees with Filas

- Had paper wasps fights. nikkas had paper wasps gangs and would "drive by" you at your locker or in the bathroom. shyt stopped after some kid almost lost his eye and nikkas were getting suspended

- In middle school this broad had a "Head Book" where she would make appointments for dudes to give head to. It didn't matter who it was, she would do it. She liked me and asked me if I wanted to be the 1st one on the list. I was like "Naw, i'm good" trying to be cool but then after I heard nikkas say her head game rivaled Superhead she left school the next year

- Rocked fake J's and told people I got them early from a cousin who worked at Jordan

 

[OneManGang]

Cut my shirt sleeves up like Hot Sauce from AND1 and wrote my made up street ball nickname on my shirt with a sharpie then went outside to ball

 

[Sugar]

Wear big ass clothes

I was 160 in HS rocking 3x Tees and 36 waist jeans

fukk that shyt

 

[Non Sequitur]

Shaved a slit in my eyebrow and tried to tell nikkas it was a scar

I went to school with a nikka that tried to do that, fukked it up, then had to shave his eyebrow off. Then people started telling him he looked stupid with one eyebrow...so he shaved the other one off

 

[CASHAPP]

I tried to sell gum, brehs
What the fukk was I thinking?
nikkas would look at me like " you serious?"
And I'd go "ALRIGHT fukk YOU TOO nikka "
Looking back, I can't even laugh it off. I was really out there trying to move Doublemint by the stick

Reminds me of when I was in senior year my friend was outside on the edge of the wall and told some younger student to come over to him ...he just whistled like psst..

Had the guy up to him thinking he was gonna give him some weed or something and my friend was looking side to side and went like "I got those fruit roll ups" and took out a pack...

This dude actually thought he was gonna get some weed in in front of some cameras by the school entrance and walked away pissed talking about "this nicca mad gay"

 

[KingsnBucs1987]

I got into a fight over a cookie and lost a timberland boot in the process. Was known as cookie monster for my whole senior year

 

[CASHAPP]

- Cut my shirt sleeves up like Hot Sauce from AND1, wrote my made up street ball nickname on my shirt with a sharpie then went outside to ball

- Wore XXL Tall Tees with Filas

- Had paper wasps fights. nikkas had paper wasps gangs and would "drive by" you at your locker or in the bathroom. shyt stopped after some kid almost lost his eye and nikkas were getting suspended

- In middle school this broad had a "Head Book" where she would make appointments for dudes to give head to. It didn't matter who it was, she would do it. She liked me and asked me if I wanted to be the 1st one on the list. I was like "Naw, i'm good" trying to be cool but then after I heard nikkas say her head game rivaled Superhead she left school the next year

- Rocked fake J's and told people I got them early from a cousin who worked at Jordan

pm her government name breh

 

[Scotch Hall]

Used to walk in the hallways yelling out "WHAT!!" In a DMX voice.

Had a folder with pictures of bytches from magazines all in it.

did I write this?

 

[Jamal514]

- Wearing oversized white T's
-Going weeks on end without a haircut or edge up
-Sucker punching a kid in 8th grade. He was a bully that deserved it, but looking back it was kinda lame to sneak attack someone like that.

 

[Illuminatos]

- Rocked fake J's and told people I got them early from a cousin who worked at Jordan

Man, why the fukk is this so damn funny?

 

[Illuminatos]

i thought this was a local thing with the hood nikkas
i guess that style was worldwide for uniform wearers

Yeah, dudes even did it with their jeans.

 

[Th3G3ntleman]

I wore colored contacts brehs without prescription

I use to stay flippin niccas bookbags inside out when they weren't around.

I always use to spit in the ketchup tube in the lunchroom early in the morning before folks got there.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

i rocked Snoop Dogg clothing line



grew my hair out attempting to get a huge fro

tried to flirt with my english teacher smh