The lamest thing I've ever done is not talk to a boy bc my girl friend at the time was clownin him. We were about 13/14 and befriended three guys who were besties (all three were 15). My friend eventually talked to two of them, but the third one liked me and I was still scared of boys back then and shy, so when she started clownin him, I just used it to not like him even tho he was mad cool and I really did like him. Smh When i officially turned him down he told me he couldnt just be my friend and we never spoke again. I'd love to have that moment back.
Other lame things I did was crush on a boy in middle school who dated a girl I couldn't stand. I got his home number off his report card and called it. He answered and i pretended I had the wrong number but told him he sounded cute and just kept him talking. We became phone friends and he told me all of his business and things about the chik I didn't like....how they were off and on and she was childish (she was)....eventually he started liking me frfr. He kept wanting us to meet at the mall or movies and I'd make excuses. We remained phone friends the hole school year. He went to jail/ juvie that summer on some dumb shyt and we lost touch. It was funny bc we had two classes together and hardly spoke. We are fb friends today and always run into each other in the city and speak as old classmates, but he still doesn't know I was his phone friend back in the day. Lol #boredteenshyt
Me and the girl from the first story used to troll and do dumb shyt. We would go out and start singing and tell people we were trying to start a group ( we couldnt sing but could hold a note so our melodies sounded 'okay') and folks would give us encouragement and wish us luck. Lol
One day when we were about 15, we went on a double date with this boy my friend liked and his cousin (me and the cousin were just keeping them company. My friend didn't want to go on her date alone. Smh). So we hung out all day and it was clear my friend and her date were going to remain friends so we got comfortable acting silly. We talked the boys into walking thru McD's drive thru to place an order, asked strangers to buy us beer (they did), and threw the empty bottles at traffic in the middle if the night ( almost caused an accident). # dumbshyt
We used to play on all of her boyfriends phones bc she was convinced she was always getting cheated on. Smh
Another lame thing I did was drag out my tomboy phase way too long. I didn't become girly until college.
I have more lame stories about trolling someone or getting guys to do dumb shyt for laughs.