Lame Shyt You Did In Highschool

[KingsnBucs1987]

@Delicious

Breh, It all started during a food fight at the end of the school. I slam dude who swung on me and as I went to throw shots, a student and teacher tackled me and knocked my boot off. These fools drug me away by my foot and shyt lol

 

[Delicious]

We had laniards with ID cards on them. I took like 8 ppls laniards to make a super long laniard that dragged on the floor n dared a nikka to step on it.

Damn nikka

 

[Regine Hunter]

Tried to flex in a fleece tracksuit from walmart when everyone was wearing velour baby phat suits.

My parents didn't believe in buying brands for kids

 

[Romey Rome]

Damn nikka

I was the really athletic muscular dude that beat up upper classmen in 9th grade so I got my respect early. Never disrespected anybody tho.

 

[Delicious]

Never disrespected anybody tho.

Threatening to put hands and feet on nikkas for stepping on an unreasonably longer lanyard has to be some form of disrespectful breh.

 

[Romey Rome]

Another story about the chick I posted earlier. It's an early release Thursday so around 4th period everybody was either in the halls or in the gym. So I'm in the gym playin basketball. They pull the bleachers out n both sides fill like a real game. So I'm not the greatest shooter but I could dunk dribble n I had great court vision. So me n one of my best friends run the courts. The last game we played we just started showin off!!!! No look passes , he threw me a alley off the bounce pass, he get a steal toss it to me I run the break go up on a double team do a lil maneuvering in the air squeeze the pass between two defenders he wet the 3 Crazy stuff like that where the crowd would be ooooooh every other possession. We got 20 goin to 21 I come down do a couple set up dribbles n then the crossover that u put it through ur left leg then sit down n spin back the other way then come up. Dude reached for the steal as I came up n I crossed it back over (crowd went crazy) next dude step
Up I did a slight hesitation dribble then blew past him n dunked past (not on) another dude. I literally felt like Vince after the 360 windmill. We all go crazy then settle down grab our stuff n ppl comin up to me goin crazy still. That day was Status. Me n my boy walk out the gym doors she comes up behind n has that smirk n is lookin up to me like

nice game I didn't know u had moves like that. I said thank you wiped sweat off my head n bounced.
Couple years later she tells me I wanted u to invite me to ur house but u never did... At my younger self. Y couldn't I have known to invite her or y couldn't she have just said what are u about to do

 

[Romey Rome]

Threatening to put hands and feet on nikkas for stepping on an unreasonably longer lanyard has to be some form of disrespectful breh.

Lmao it wasn't mean like that. It was a playful nan nikka better step on my laniard type deal. But nikkas know I was for real.

 

[J-Nice]

Rockin British Knights

 

[skeetsinternal]

wore a rubber

 

[bogey_j]

Another story about the chick I posted earlier. It's an early release Thursday so around 4th period everybody was either in the halls or in the gym. So I'm in the gym playin basketball. They pull the bleachers out n both sides fill like a real game. So I'm not the greatest shooter but I could dunk dribble n I had great court vision. So me n one of my best friends run the courts. The last game we played we just started showin off!!!! No look passes , he threw me a alley off the bounce pass, he get a steal toss it to me I run the break go up on a double team do a lil maneuvering in the air squeeze the pass between two defenders he wet the 3 Crazy stuff like that where the crowd would be ooooooh every other possession. We got 20 goin to 21 I come down do a couple set up dribbles n then the crossover that u put it through ur left leg then sit down n spin back the other way then come up. Dude reached for the steal as I came up n I crossed it back over (crowd went crazy) next dude step
Up I did a slight hesitation dribble then blew past him n dunked past (not on) another dude. I literally felt like Vince after the 360 windmill. We all go crazy then settle down grab our stuff n ppl comin up to me goin crazy still. That day was Status. Me n my boy walk out the gym doors she comes up behind n has that smirk n is lookin up to me like

nice game I didn't know u had moves like that. I said thank you wiped sweat off my head n bounced.
Couple years later she tells me I wanted u to invite me to ur house but u never did... At my younger self. Y couldn't I have known to invite her or y couldn't she have just said what are u about to do

I kept waiting for the swagless part this story is just some self-aggrandizing type shyt. this thread is about lame, dumb teen shyt. just because you missed some tell-tale signs by a female who expected you to be a mind-reader isn't really lame; it happens

 

[Romey Rome]

I kept waiting for the swagless part this story is just some self-aggrandizing type shyt. this thread is about lame, dumb teen shyt. just because you missed some tell-tale signs by a female who expected you to be a mind-reader isn't really lame; it happens

Breh I was paintin the picture to show how I had this b in the bag n was too lame to know it on multiple occasions.
Imagine how That day would've been as a 15 year old had I closed the deal. And I had the crib to myself smh.

Contribute to the thread since u didn't like my story breh.

 

[Methodical]

Bought flowers for a young lady that i didnt know was being passed around.

It was valentines day

I was walking down the hall with a dozen beautiful roses for my crush

A young brother saw me and asked who those were for

I told him.

and i'll never forget his reaction...

Inside i was

and gave the flowers to the girl looking like

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Thats not funny.

The girl is a single mother now.

Its so demonic, friends.

 

[Methodical]

i had one of those roller backpacks throughout high school lookin like im tryna catch a plane

 

[flea]

Another story about the chick I posted earlier. It's an early release Thursday so around 4th period everybody was either in the halls or in the gym. So I'm in the gym playin basketball. They pull the bleachers out n both sides fill like a real game. So I'm not the greatest shooter but I could dunk dribble n I had great court vision. So me n one of my best friends run the courts. The last game we played we just started showin off!!!! No look passes , he threw me a alley off the bounce pass, he get a steal toss it to me I run the break go up on a double team do a lil maneuvering in the air squeeze the pass between two defenders he wet the 3 Crazy stuff like that where the crowd would be ooooooh every other possession. We got 20 goin to 21 I come down do a couple set up dribbles n then the crossover that u put it through ur left leg then sit down n spin back the other way then come up. Dude reached for the steal as I came up n I crossed it back over (crowd went crazy) next dude step
Up I did a slight hesitation dribble then blew past him n dunked past (not on) another dude. I literally felt like Vince after the 360 windmill. We all go crazy then settle down grab our stuff n ppl comin up to me goin crazy still. That day was Status. Me n my boy walk out the gym doors she comes up behind n has that smirk n is lookin up to me like

nice game I didn't know u had moves like that. I said thank you wiped sweat off my head n bounced.
Couple years later she tells me I wanted u to invite me to ur house but u never did... At my younger self. Y couldn't I have known to invite her or y couldn't she have just said what are u about to do

Say bruh what school u went to?