Lana Needs a New Client and it should be....

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Here's the storyline....




1. WWE continues booking this crappy "Hornswoggle vs El Torito" bullshyt well into the spring months with 3MB vs Los Matodores being their sidekick tag teams



2. They continue to have shytty "piss break" matches on RAW when all of a sudden...
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3. "The Ravishing Russian" Lana appears each week during RAW watching all 6 men but no one knows who she is scounting out :ohhh:





4. This goes on for a few weeks during "3MB vs Los Matadores" matches when all of a sudden during one of their 6 man tag matches...
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Alexander Rusev comes out on the ramp way, walks down the ring, Destroys El Torito, Los Matadores, Heath Slater, and sqaushes Jinder Mahal

Alexander Rusev steps foward and stares in the face of Drew McIntyre when Lana walks out and gets in the ring, forces Rusev to step to the side and Lana and Drew.....



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The PG crowd heavily boo's as Drew smarks to the camera and spits down at his fallen friends "3MB"



5. The Next week on Raw....the lights go dim with a dramatic pause when suddenly....


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:stylin: :stylin: :stylin: :krs: :krs: :krs: :wow:
"THE CHOSEN ONE "DREW MCINTYRE" RETURNS WITH THE SEXY LANA ON HIS SIDE

(with Rusev following far behind like "Big E" did Dolph :lolbron:)

The Chosen Ones are born!!! and their coming for Daniel Bryan and the WWE World Heavyweight title :noah:
 
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Thanks for mentioning me, but it says a lot about ya'll that you need so many threads about this chick.

Once again, thanks for giving me some shine.


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am i missing something? ive been out the loop, is there some kind of Lana shaming going on?

I was watching something about Sensational Sherri and thought she could be the next big heel manager like Vickie :manny:
 

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I'm for this storyline because I feel that old serious Drew McIntyre needs one more run. Take Drew out of 3MB and replace him with Adam Rose while. Then have Drew and Lana dominate the midcard scene because lord knows the nidcarders need some competition.
 

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I'm for this storyline because I feel that old serious Drew McIntyre needs one more run. Take Drew out of 3MB and replace him with Adam Rose while. Then have Drew and Lana dominate the midcard scene because lord knows the nidcarders need some competition.

:whoa: They'd do just as well with just Hornswoggle :russ:
 
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I'm for this storyline because I feel that old serious Drew McIntyre needs one more run. Take Drew out of 3MB and replace him with Adam Rose while. Then have Drew and Lana dominate the midcard scene because lord knows the nidcarders need some competition.
yeah he only 28, he did his "bid" in jobber prison but time to rise from the ashes :wow:
 
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