why ruin his character by putting him with Jobbers? keep jobbers together you can put Curt Hawkins in there
Lana Needs a New Client and it should be....
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why ruin his character by putting him with Jobbers? keep jobbers together you can put Curt Hawkins in there
fukk Hornswoggle, I'm actually a fan of Chief Heath Slater so get that midget away from himThey'd do just as well with just with Hornswoggle
...Curt still on the roster?
yup...still got one of the meanest flying elbows too
Well then I gotta check it out on the Network... it's just like Netflix so we're gonna piggy back on its success by name dropping it
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To be honest, the p*ssy lust recently has been a bit too much. Thankfully I am evening the odds with my hot guy thread! 
Please, do anything to save that great theme and tron. It's not too late. 
Please, do anything to save that great theme and tron. It's not too late.
Hey, he had a great theme but that doesn't mean he's worthy of Lana.I'm the only 'tron you'll ever need (no homo).
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Here's the storyline....
1. WWE continues booking this crappy "Hornswoggle vs El Torito" bullshyt well into the spring months with 3MB vs Los Matodores being their sidekick tag teams
2. They continue to have shytty "piss break" matches on RAW when all of a sudden...
3. "The Ravishing Russian" Lana appears each week during RAW watching all 6 men but no one knows who she is scounting out
4. This goes on for a few weeks during "3MB vs Los Matadores" matches when all of a sudden during one of their 6 man tag matches...
Alexander Rusev comes out on the ramp way, walks down the ring, Destroys El Torito, Los Matadores, Heath Slater, and sqaushes Jinder Mahal
Alexander Rusev steps foward and stares in the face of Drew McIntyre when Lana walks out and gets in the ring, forces Rusev to step to the side and Lana and Drew.....
The PG crowd heavily boo's as Drew smarks to the camera and spits down at his fallen friends "3MB"
5. The Next week on Raw....the lights go dim with a dramatic pause when suddenly....
"THE CHOSEN ONE "DREW MCINTYRE" RETURNS WITH THE SEXY LANA ON HIS SIDE
(with Rusev following far behind like "Big E" did Dolph)
The Chosen Ones are born!!! and their coming for Daniel Bryan and the WWE World Heavyweight title
We might need to change his theme to Ready or Not by the Fugees. I swear the tron and the theme fit perfectly. @3Rivers needs to do a mashup.
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I am here for all threads about Lana. She makes me feel some kinda way - the softball playing, vegetarian potluck, Sunday morning at the Farmer's Market, volunteering at the Food Not Bombs, dancing on the float at Pride, devout Lesbyterian kind of way.
Anyhow, I would love to see Lana & Rusev do an angle with Zeb & Swaggie. Working with Dirty Dutch is a learning experience any young manager should have. And I think an East vs. West 'exhibition' series would be Best For Business.
Anyhow, I would love to see Lana & Rusev do an angle with Zeb & Swaggie. Working with Dirty Dutch is a learning experience any young manager should have. And I think an East vs. West 'exhibition' series would be Best For Business.
Lana good where she at. What she needs is a different wardrobe every so often.
Same way I feel about Swaggers. I don't really like to see him on TV but I need to keep hearing that theme every week.Please, do anything to save that great theme and tron. It's not too late.
Same is gonna happen with Rusev when the 'E turns him into the Funky Bulgarian Two Stepper.