Lana Needs a New Client and it should be....

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Anyhow, I would love to see Lana & Rusev do an angle with Zeb & Swaggie. Working with Dirty Dutch is a learning experience any young manager should have. And I think an East vs. West 'exhibition' series would be Best For Business.

:wow: Just like Shieky vs. Bob Backlund. Dutch has to throw in the flag or else Swagger might be able to talk coherently.
 

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Here's the storyline....




1. WWE continues booking this crappy "Hornswoggle vs El Torito" bullshyt well into the spring months with 3MB vs Los Matodores being their sidekick tag teams



2. They continue to have shytty "piss break" matches on RAW when all of a sudden...
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3. "The Ravishing Russian" Lana appears each week during RAW watching all 6 men but no one knows who she is scounting out :ohhh:





4. This goes on for a few weeks during "3MB vs Los Matadores" matches when all of a sudden during one of their 6 man tag matches...
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Alexander Rusev comes out on the ramp way, walks down the ring, Destroys El Torito, Los Matadores, Heath Slater, and sqaushes Jinder Mahal

Alexander Rusev steps foward and stares in the face of Drew McIntyre when Lana walks out and gets in the ring, forces Rusev to step to the side and Lana and Drew.....



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The PG crowd heavily boo's as Drew smarks to the camera and spits down at his fallen friends "3MB"



5. The Next week on Raw....the lights go dim with a dramatic pause when suddenly....


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:stylin: :stylin: :stylin: :krs: :krs: :krs: :wow:
"THE CHOSEN ONE "DREW MCINTYRE" RETURNS WITH THE SEXY LANA ON HIS SIDE

(with Rusev following far behind like "Big E" did Dolph :lolbron:)

The Chosen Ones are born!!! and their coming for Daniel Bryan and the WWE World Heavyweight title :noah:


I like how we're slowly bringing back gangs, teams, stables, ,etc. so I'm all for this
 

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Drew is done. That's like rehiring Chris masters and restarting the 2005 push
 

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Anyhow, I would love to see Lana & Rusev do an angle with Zeb & Swaggie. Working with Dirty Dutch is a learning experience any young manager should have. And I think an East vs. West 'exhibition' series would be Best For Business.


Swagger face run vs Rusev for Summerslam. I have zero faith in booking that this happens. Who would ever think this lispy mushmouth would be heel for 6 years.



Drew had a spark when he started. I think he's still salvageable given the right gimmick.

Drew never had a spark, we just liked his theme.
 
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Drew never had a spark, we just liked his theme.

If they would let Drew use that dirty, hard hitting English style that got him signed (along with Sheamus and Barrett, who all three had a hot damn feud over in England before WWE and all got signed together on the weight of their performances together), he would be over as fukk.
 

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If they would let Drew use that dirty, hard hitting English style that got him signed (along with Sheamus and Barrett, who all three had a hot damn feud over in England before WWE and all got signed together on the weight of their performances together), he would be over as fukk.

Wouldn't be believable. Barrett looks like a legit tough guy. Sheamus does too. Drew looked like a Calvin Klein model. Who's he gonna beat up? :pachaha:
 

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Hell no! Even Drew's not already quit... this "storyline" sounds boring...

New client for Lana can be only one: Brock Lesnar

So when he wins against that russian belgian Meatball - she turns to Heyman and is another Heyman guy! :smugdraper:
 
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