last bad sexual experience??

BaldingSoHard

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Eh, don't wanna get too deep into it but she was just weird.
I think she was molested or something.
 

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this bytch puked in my face.
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She started crying and begging me to take it out because it "hurt so bad". Ended up comforting her while she cried about her lack of joints then rubbing one off in the bathroom.
 
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I fukked a hooker in 2013. I paid the bytch 100 and she had a million rules. I haven't fukked a hooker since.
 
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My last ex. Its crazy. Prolly the first truly wack experience I've had. Thought I could mold her. But she was older and set in her ways. Dope body, great personality, and she was so beautiful and had the hips and ass of a goddess. I thought we'd be able to get it in for real. . But she did not know how to be sexy.

We'd be sitting there I'd give her the :shaq:, I'd have to take her hand and put it on my joint. And she'd just be like: "your penis is hard." (what grown woman says that). I be like I know, you dont have to tell me, now reach out and grab that muthafuxa like you own it. And then the kicker, she did not give head. Wont ride my face, doesn't like her puss eaten (I love it).

She'd only want to have sex in the room, in the bed. She'd come in and lay on her back and basically just want missionary. When I did get her doggy, she would not arch her back for me. She rode me once in our 6+ month relationship. She rode me so lazy, i was like fux this.

Then during sex, everything hurt, no matter how slow I was going. It was so many ows and ouches. She said I always made her cum, but she then was like "I think your dik might be too big for me" (first time hearing that..they usually love it..She was not bout that life). Oh yeh: she said could not cum more then once. SMH! My M.O. is M.O.-es so thats crazy to me. I had to show her she could.

I pretty much knew she had to go. She's a great person, but she is so wack sexually. Def the wackest I've had.

My current fb\fwb is the complete opposite. So Bout it. Its like night and day.
 
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