Last time you dropped a deuce in your pants - includes poll

[unit321]

Either full solid or diarrhea.
Be honest, vote in the poll

 

[WickedSkengman]

one time in school. it was my first year. i was 5. the teacher wouldnt let me go to the toilet and i couldnt hold it. so i shat in my pants while sat down in my seat.

teacher was like whats that smell?

i said i needed to go bet she never refused a child to go to the toilet again in her teaching career. i vividly remember the assistent teacher having to wipe and clean my ass and give me new trousers

 

[Knuckles Red]

Came home from school (first grade). Ate Wendy's Happy Meal. Went for a walk. shyt down my pants legs. Don't remember what happened after that.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

About a year ago...had a real nasty flu, and with this trifling fukka came diarrhea. One hard sneeze and it was over. Was a terrible terrible week.

 

[GYAAAL YA PUM PUM FAT!]

There's about to be some LYING ASS muthafukkas up in this thread.....

 

[L&HH]

One hard sneeze and it was over.

 

[Rigamortus]

I ain't never dropped a deuce on myself since being potty trained. Peeing on the other hand, about a week. :sadbronc:

 

[Mowgli]

They say marines shot themselves during battle all the time. Ain't got time to be holding in that flow with bullets whizzing past your head.

Literally call it battle shyt.


Nothing worse then being somewhere grimy you can't shyt holding in shyt with a moist ass.

 

[blockburna420]

Never muthafukka ughhh

 

[TEH]

Edit:

Not telling ....

 

[prince_peoples]

never, but pissed the bed till i was 6 or 7.

 

[Kyle Barker]

Man I swear I was about to the other day on my way to work. Ate some jalapeño at a restaurant the night before, and that stuff was tearing my stomach up the next day.

I had to make an emergency stop at a McDonald's, and was almost late for work. It felt like I was shytting Icy Hot.

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

Alhamdulillaah (all the praise is for Allah) for toilets.

 

[GYAAAL YA PUM PUM FAT!]

Thread reminds me of that Binary chick who was on here

 

[marcuz]

like 5 yrs ago. had a bad stomach flu. i went to the toilet to go throw and shyt shot out of my ass