Last time you dropped a deuce in your pants - includes poll

[Nameischosen]

When I was 23 I was working in a call center and my stomach was fukk ed up from last night. I already went 5 times at work and was killing the bathroom, CO workers wouldn't even come in the bathroom. I had to wait it out to hide as if it wasn't me.

2 hours left in my shift and I'm on a call with a customer and I felt the the shyt bottom out and I couldn't hold it. I transfered to my supervisor and said my friend got shot and I need to go to hospital (no personal time).

Fast forward, I made it all the way to my bathroom door and I shyt my pants and I just gave up in defeat, I had shyt all in my ball sack and a trail. The explosiveness was like a shotgun, all the porcelain had shyt all over it.

 

[Easy-E]

Word to my mother; I was at the urinal and thought I just had to pass gas, b.

 

[thaKEAF]

I'll never forget it. It was 2001 so I had to have been like 13. I woke up a Sunday morning like I had shytted on myself like an infant I covered it up nice tho so no one in the house knew. I can't remember to this day if I ever figured out why it happened, don't remember eating anything crazy and I wasn't sick.

Washed them draws and then watched Jurassic Park 3 on bootleg VHS

 

[010101]

long ass time ago
was maybe about 5
I'm outside playing then i realize i gotta shyt
so im doing the penguin walk back inside like i gotta poopoo and my cousins/friends start try a make me laugh

man i cracked up and crapped my draws
fukking jokes*

 

[Chris Cool]

like 6 or 7. thought it was a fart.

 

[chosenaledge13]

Stuck in LA traffic a few years back, was downtown, no AC, in the middle of the summer. Some bytch ASS NIKKA decided to call in a bomb threat and it shut down traffic for over an hour on Figueroa.
Stuck in a middle lane, couldnt pull over. Tried to carefully release the pressure, but ended up with a

Dont even wanna say how I took care of it while still stuck in the damn car

I was a back then, I done turned my life around

 

[unit321]

the stories.

 

[Hybrinetics]

few years ago, think i was 19. me n a longtime friend took some mushrooms at his house one night, and in the midst of the trip my stomach starts hurting like imma need to go; but ended up going away. woke up early morning and my stomach was churning, and soon as i rolled over the back of my boxers felt wet and the room wreaked .got up and stumbled to the bathroom where i proceeded to dry heave. came back to the room and the extra mattress where i slept was a round brown stain. ready to dip and wakes dude up. dont remember what i said but we aint seen eachother since

 

[Reginald Noble]

Please do not take no liquid ginseng please because that shyt is a hyper potent laxative that is easy to overdose on.

This was 5+ years ago but those Vietnamese people were fukking pissed I blew up their bathroom for 30 minutes and left my soiled underwear in the trash bin. Thank god it was only 2 blocks from my place at the time.

 

[Linc]

Can't remember specifics myself though I'm sure it happened in my younger days (with all the liquor and drugs I'm sure I took a left turn somewhere)

This guy I worked with though told me the story of him and his wife (only married 2 weeks) sitting around smoking and seen a commercial for the kfc double down, they immediately went to the mall for that shyt and both got one.

They didn't even get out of the food court before she doubled down in her pants

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Ladies?

 

[ALWTHEGOGETTA]

Happen about a four months ago. I had just finished eating a cheeseburger, and was in my room farting my ass off . However, I let out that one fart that turned out to be a small accidental gassy shyt. My expression changed from to to in seconds.

 

[Giselle]

When you say 0-24 months, you're talking about 1-2 yr old babies, right? That's the last time I did it.

If you are an adult and sht on yourself (without being sick or something) then you need to see a doctor because there is something wrong with you.

 

[unit321]

Hilarious truthful stories.
So basically, I have accidentally pooped diarrhea in my underwear because I thought it was a fart. And, this is fully sober. The second I feel the liquid, I try to close the valve, so to speak. By that time it is too late. I have to walk carefully to the bathroom so the diarrhea doesn't spread around. It's quite embarrassing.

 

[Illuminatos]

Only happened to me twice, both this year. I tried to fart and a little came out.