Last words you would hate to hear before getting killed

[Thurgood Thurston III]

"You'll make a great lampshade"

 

[blockburna420]

ay dis nikka just shyt himself

 

[Justise M]

"This the nikka who been fukking you? "

"That's not even him!"

Died for somebody else

 

[ChatGPT-5]

"hahahahaha"

 

[Pimpdaddy]

"Bush did 9/11"

"That's some ugly ass shoes fam"

"everyone will think it was a suicide"

"Pull my finger real quick"

"Yo wtf you mid 30 with a shyt stain in your underpants?!"

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

Classic thread in the making

 

[ThaRealness]

"Yeah I heard his beats. shyt sounding wack"

 

[Lady.Libra.]

Denzel said that he loves you too...and that he finally got Paula to agree to sista-wife with you. Your nights were going to be Fri, Sat, Sun & Mon and quickies on Wed.

 

[Dr. Hibbert's Revenge]

"Oh fukk, we got the wrong nikka "

 

[Lootha VanDraws]

You ever dance with the devil under the pale moonlight?

 

[Arcavian]

Before you die Im gonna find out what that thang smell like

 

[AllHolosEve]

"You wanna know how I got these scars?"

No, I don't

 

[Vodun]

Chiefs are never going win a Superbowl

 

[Sex Luthor]

Told you that shyt wasn't gon work

 

[Kairi Irving]

40 pizzas in 30 days.