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daze23

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Grelteetinglz fro the land of ber a&d breaituwirst nd werid porn! gt here a lti whilea ago and tire so dropn this early. then bedthen vist some chruchs nfrienads anrehinpark & workmeetings stguf and then

see how the lgameflor is latr onthis week.

truthfact1+
no live strm for real easons. xbone arcitectu re stil not fuly complet. laterst verson of SDK coupl of weeks ago edropeed d performeance by 15--20% acros teg board. NOW B4 YO^USG ET MAD AT ME XBOTTLES this hapens AL THE TIEM in tconsel dvelopmetn and ist wll evetnaly be fix but nochance for erly oct orelaese or...

truthfac2+
..cetain ly notfor al 21 countries. laco zation is abstlut one hguenrd percnt BS. peridd. TRUTHFACT. excuswe nobvdy with comn senes would considre. lok at coutriews droped. Crosf referce against langaues spoken, ofical and otherwi#sE int saidoe coutnreis. Isaidid yieild tissueses 2 mos ago and the chiks navhe come homet t0 oro0ost. Nnknock ons for lauch tittle, l Ssmartlgasls, etc. Instad of 180s 1coherent vision. Pay|n pric enow.

trythfact3+
late oct laucnh for ps4.SONY SDKis rede ,ucan basicaly master2 final rigt now.Today.

truthfacte+4
fy yoi thgouhte poelw er mad about abyoneta going sequeleggy to WeeeeYEWW youl be soemwaht nuhapy babout waht MS i money hateing w/Platfinim/. other jpnj dvs inplay to but KMAIYATown IS ONLY o1 I am solid onon. game NOT for nortamser uior Euroep, btway which maek sno nsense byt hwathever.

truthsfact$5
bigpark nukd game. twas moba. deadaedead now. awholel studio focusi on TVstuf servcis! al best tale|ntwen to bigtusk or leftSM etnirly./ rarare stil kniect focused, no ater what welse youve herd.

truthfact6
New inde publsih pocliy not set yet. Postlaunch

trutgh fact*#7:Setpember surpsei early.
agpolise ina dvnce. verythign I ssaw over last 24 monts was thats
nocahcnce of kniectlses sku. soldidconetcrete decsionfirm as

beachvoolleyball buttocks,nomatt (er wath othc chagnes have bcon goin on raound her.

.d....weelll baout that

wihsper of kienct optionsal (not inbox--() sku aerly next yr
mar//aprl. Enouhg smoke nowt hat I dint want to watit until Septemr

to say.!t. lauhc number falout wil play_ its patrt.

ass stornm is coming.

ass stornm confirmed :blessed:
 

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truthfact1+
No Live Stream at Gamescom for "real reasons." Xbox 1 architecture not fully complete. Latest version of SDK from a couple of weeks ago dropped performance by 15-20% across the board. He says this thing happens all the time as a part of console develoment, and will eventually get fixed. But there is NO chance of early October release...

truthfac2+
Certainly not for 21 countries. As we know they already dropped down to 13 countries. The "localization" excuse is bullshyt. Period. "TRUTHFACT." It's an excuse nobody with common sense would consider. If you cross reference against the languages spoken, and official and other languages is said country. He said yield issues 2 months ago and the "chicks have come home to roost." I'm not sure what the next part says... "Knock ons for launch title" 1 smart glass etc. Instead of 180's coherent vision? They are paying the price now?

trythfact3+
Late October Launch is set for PS4. Sony's SDK is fully ready, and you can basically "master2 final right now. Today." Not sure what that means, but sounds like the console is basically ready.

truthfacte+4
FYI, though people were mad about Bayonetta going exclusive to Wii U, you'll be somewhat unhappy about what MS is moneyhatting with Platinum. Other Japanese devs are "in play" too, but Kamiya is the only 1 he's 100% sure about. The game is not for North America or Europe, which doesn't make sense.

truthsfact$5
Big Park cancelled a game. It was a MOBA. 100% Dead. The whole studio is now focusing on TV services. All the best talent went to Big Tusk or left MS entirely. Rare is still Kinect focused, regardless of what you guys may have heard.

truthfact6
New Indie publishing policy is not yet set. It will be post launch.

trutgh fact*#7:
Early September surprise.
Apologize in advanced. Everything I saw over the last 24 months was no chance of Kinectless SKU. It was solid and concrete info.

Well, about that...

Whispers of optional Kinect (not in Box, SKU happening early next year).
Enough smoke now to point out the fire before the announcement in September.
 

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there's really not much there, besides ps4 releasing in "late october"
 

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Or a xb1 exclusive made by platinum not releasing in the states............

I don't see how it's any different from many other 'exclusives'. ntm, I try not to worry about games that aren't being released in my region
 

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:pachaha: and this is one of the "insiders" y'all be stanin.

Looks like dude just throws a bunch of shyt at the wall to see what sticks.

I could have made all these same "predictions":dead:
 

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:pachaha: and this is one of the "insiders" y'all be stanin.

Looks like dude just throws a bunch of shyt at the wall to see what sticks.

I could have made all these same "predictions":dead:


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Late October Release for PS4 :blessed:
 

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because you got it made right :upsetfavre:


I got a treaty with tahiti cause I own a percent

but real talk, there's a lot of games that only come out exclusively in japan/asia. I imagine it's mostly because they think they won't be successful in 'western' markets

I find the use of the term "money hatting" kinda disingenuous. I mean it may be 'true', but I don't see how it's different from other exclusives
 
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