LB sized Queen tries to attack the Honorable Dr. Umar Johnson

[teeswinger]

Call coach prime this bytch need to be protecting shadeur sanders next season. Blue chip left tackle recruit

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

LB ??


that's a whole defensive end

 

[Piff Perkins]

LB? That's a nose tackle.

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

"Who's this Queen?"

Even under high stress situations Umar stays in character

 

[General Mills]

This is one of Umars 5’5 Thick in the Thighs Queens


Umar is genuinely hilarious

 

[The Pledge]

the Guardians of Garvey security task force

Repped

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Return the escapee back to SeaWorld.

 

[PatCake]

"And the white man...."

Subtle

 

[Brolic]

The hell was her deal? Her friend ain't even help her

Umar probably smashed her the night before and lied about something

 

[blockburna420]

She ran up like Bam Bam Bigelow

 

[RubioTheCruel]

This is one of Umars 5’5 Thick in the Thighs Queens


Umar is genuinely hilarious

5'5" thick in the thighs, extra curvy and extra nappy



I'm convinced that Umar is an entertainer cut in the same cloth of an Andy Kaufman, just always performing.

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Umar probably smashed her the night before and lied about something

The whole scene has an aura of, "I smashed her last night, and held her in my arms all behind closed doors....but in public I don't know her."

"I've never seen you in my life."

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

There's nothing more frightening to a man than laying down with a fat woman, saying all types of wild sh*t like, "I love you..you beautiful...I wanna be with you" just to get the box

.....And then she shows up the next day in front of your co-workers and/or friends talking about, "We need to talk" or "Why don't you wanna hold me? or kiss me"

 

[Alix217]

Precious is out of control

 

[JoelB]

[ Guardians of Garvey security task force

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