Lebron begging for Kobe to come back to the Lakers

[Professor Emeritus]

Lowkey this stan shyt starting to read like religions...Jordan stanbase are the Jews and the beginning of the thread then the Kobe stanbase are Christians because Kobe himself was basically Jordan’s one true son, LeBron stanbase are Muslims whom should be respecting the shooting gawds just as their prophet does but have been miseducated by a pagan sports news cycle with heretical hot takes, decadent math formulas, and gluttonous box score watching in order to continue the stan wars and endless jihad and crusades between the stanbases for their ratings.

This is killing me breh.

Here, let me fill it out, most of these are self-explanatory:


Duncan stans are the Buddhists.

Old heads stanning the whole 1960s pantheon are Hindoos.

D'Antoni stans are Scientologists, all numbers and data and wack theories but no heart or actual relevance even if they have a couple media-bought MVPs.

Warriors stans are materialist capitalists.

 

[R=G]

Kobe was washed. Y'all really out here thinking he could actually play for the Lakers and not be trash at

Crazy

 

[panopticon]

This is killing me breh.

Here, let me fill it out, most of these are self-explanatory:


Duncan stans are the Buddhists.

Old heads stanning the whole 1960s pantheon are Hindoos.

D'Antoni stans are Scientologists, all numbers and data and wack theories but no heart or actual relevance even if they have a couple media-bought MVPs.

Warriors stans are materialist capitalists.

Duncan stans as Buddhists

Spurs always been about that ball movement...the Eightfold Pass


Only way to nirvana

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

This is killing me breh.

Here, let me fill it out, most of these are self-explanatory:


Duncan stans are the Buddhists.

Old heads stanning the whole 1960s pantheon are Hindoos.

D'Antoni stans are Scientologists, all numbers and data and wack theories but no heart or actual relevance even if they have a couple media-bought MVPs.

Warriors stans are materialist capitalists.

Warriors stans are definitely hardcore venture capitalist types. haren/cp0 are obviously basketball satanists.

 

[cartierhoe]

Deep down Bron a Jordan and Kobe stan. Kobe was just the closer star to him since their eras overlapped.

Lowkey this stan shyt starting to read like religions...Jordan stanbase are the Jews and the beginning of the thread then the Kobe stanbase are Christians because Kobe himself was basically Jordan’s one true son, LeBron stanbase are Muslims whom should be respecting the shooting gawds just as their prophet does but have been miseducated by a pagan sports news cycle with heretical hot takes, decadent math formulas, and gluttonous box score watching in order to continue the stan wars and endless jihad and crusades between the stanbases for their ratings.

Bron stains it’s been a rough year for y’all indeed. First the finals and now y’all starting from scratch for the third time, working y’all way up the GOAT stanchise ladder. Don’t worry, Kobe gon give him a pep talk and he’ll be back in no time. Give thanks and praises to the one shooting gawd...

Oh my god, ya'll nikkas be fukking killing me

True shyt lowkey

 

[SadimirPutin]

The sports forum is hands down the worst forum on this board

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Duncan stans as Buddhists

Spurs always been about that ball movement...the Eightfold Pass


Only way to nirvana

Warriors stans are definitely hardcore venture capitalist types. haren/cp0 are obviously basketball satanists.

@2Quick4Uhoes nailed it with the MJ/Kobe/LeBron thing though, cause it was such an obviously set of three just like the JudeoChristian religions. I just provided the filler.


Hey, you could even say that Bird and Magic formed the empires that emerged from the barbaric, lost 1970s like the Greeks and the Romans and saved basketball/civilization.

 

[prophecypro]

Kobe stans won

 

[Broke Wave]

Lets cut the euphemisms and analogies


Kobe was better than Bron

 

[ELESDEE616]

Kobe stans won

Let's see, Lebron still in the league averaging 28,8,9 on 50+% shooting, about to enter the top 5 in scoring and top 10 in assists of all time, and Snitchbe sitting at home sonless with his only record being the number of times he bricked shots.

 

[prophecypro]

Let's see, Lebron still in the league averaging 28,8,9 on 50+% shooting, about to enter the top 5 in scoring and top 10 in assists of all time, and Snitchbe sitting at home sonless with his only record being the number of times he bricked shots.

Hes averaging all that and is still making posts like that to the other dude basically wishing he was his teammate so