dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
a lebron sized pennywise 
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Lebron Dressed as Peyton Manning for halloween
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dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
take your own advice. we in a halloween thread getting jokes off and you caping with this long ass post. negged
Trece
Superstar
Bronsexual with this bullshyt fake stats post in the chamber trying to pretend Bron clutch when he had last 5 NBA finals
Count that 5 NBA FINALS!!
Count that 5 NBA FINALS!!
Copy Ninja
Superstar
Don't be stupid, it's bad for the forum.
2004, attempts first game-winner in just 5th NBA game, makes first game-winner by getting a steal and layup with 16 sec left against the Nets to cap off a 41-6-13 game...at the age of 19.
2005, hits his first game-tying three, right over prime Artest with just 1.7 sec left in regulation in the season opener (can't find video).
Pacers vs. Cavaliers - Game Recap - November 4, 2004 - ESPN
2006, the first player in history to hit multiple game-winners in his very first series right out of the gate.
2007, scores 29 of the last 30 points in overtime in the decisive ECF game, including the game-tying shot in regulation and the game-winning shot in overtime.
2008, hits 7 game-tying or game-winning shots and duels Paul Pierce to the end of Game 7, scoring 45 against a stacked title team with almost no support.
2009, hits that huge fadeaway three to win Game 2 of the ECF against Orlando, and was an inch from nailing back-to-back threes to take Game 4 as well.
2010, one of his better years with four game-winning/game-tying shots, but none of them were particularly special so I'll throw up his buzzer-beater from 2009 instead:
2011, dominates every 4th quarter against Chicago in the playoffs, including the elimination game where he scored the final 10 points while holding Rose to 1-10 shooting to come back and win.
2012, the title run (with both Bosh and Wade hurting) goes without saying, especially Game 6 against Boston
2013, an even more impressive title run, especially the huge shots in Game 1 against Indiana, and Game 6 and Game 7 against San Antonio.
2014, drains that classic buzzer-beater three against the Warriors.
2015, when he not only called his own number to make that enormous game-winner in the ECSF against the Bulls, but took pretty much EVERY damn shot against the Warriors in the Finals while his entire team was in the ER.
2016, scores 9 of the final 12 points in Game 7 of the NBA Finals and had the clutchest block in NBA history to cap off the greatest 3-game stretch in Finals history
2017, hit big threes against the Bucks and the Wizards to win games.
I mean, you're right, other than hitting 42 game-tying or game-winning shots over the course of his career (including 8 in the playoffs > Kobe's 7), and having the best clutch time stats in the NBA nearly every year, he's certainly shied away from finishing the job.
How'd you find all this with Bron's nuts in your face?
at the replies...and brehs keep quoting that long ass post
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well damn
Billy Hoyle
All Star
Imagine a 6'8 Pennywise with lightning fast agility/speed and abnormal strength and hops chasing after you
Lebron was massively out gunned in all but 1Bronsexual with this bullshyt fake stats post in the chamber trying to pretend Bron clutch when he had last 5 NBA finals
Count that 5 NBA FINALS!!
Billy Hoyle
All Star
1/2 Man 1/2 Hennessy
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Don't be stupid, it's bad for the forum.
2004, attempts first game-winner in just 5th NBA game, makes first game-winner by getting a steal and layup with 16 sec left against the Nets to cap off a 41-6-13 game...at the age of 19.
2005, hits his first game-tying three, right over prime Artest with just 1.7 sec left in regulation in the season opener (can't find video).
Pacers vs. Cavaliers - Game Recap - November 4, 2004 - ESPN
2006, the first player in history to hit multiple game-winners in his very first series right out of the gate.
2007, scores 29 of the last 30 points in overtime in the decisive ECF game, including the game-tying shot in regulation and the game-winning shot in overtime.
2008, hits 7 game-tying or game-winning shots and duels Paul Pierce to the end of Game 7, scoring 45 against a stacked title team with almost no support.
2009, hits that huge fadeaway three to win Game 2 of the ECF against Orlando, and was an inch from nailing back-to-back threes to take Game 4 as well.
2010, one of his better years with four game-winning/game-tying shots, but none of them were particularly special so I'll throw up his buzzer-beater from 2009 instead:
2011, dominates every 4th quarter against Chicago in the playoffs, including the elimination game where he scored the final 10 points while holding Rose to 1-10 shooting to come back and win.
2012, the title run (with both Bosh and Wade hurting) goes without saying, especially Game 6 against Boston
2013, an even more impressive title run, especially the huge shots in Game 1 against Indiana, and Game 6 and Game 7 against San Antonio.
2014, drains that classic buzzer-beater three against the Warriors.
2015, when he not only called his own number to make that enormous game-winner in the ECSF against the Bulls, but took pretty much EVERY damn shot against the Warriors in the Finals while his entire team was in the ER.
2016, scores 9 of the final 12 points in Game 7 of the NBA Finals and had the clutchest block in NBA history to cap off the greatest 3-game stretch in Finals history
2017, hit big threes against the Bucks and the Wizards to win games.
I mean, you're right, other than hitting 42 game-tying or game-winning shots over the course of his career (including 8 in the playoffs > Kobe's 7), and having the best clutch time stats in the NBA nearly every year, he's certainly shied away from finishing the job.
You really wrote an article to respond to that joke
cartierhoe
Veteran
take your own advice. we in a halloween thread getting jokes off and you caping with this long ass post. negged
Like I started it.
Someone rolled in hating with a weak-ass "joke" before I said a word, and then I got negged for the lighthearted comment BEFORE I even came in with the caping.
Jokes create narratives WAY more than facts do. So I can pull up on a joke if I feel like it. You can tell how effective it was by how it got ya'alls in your feelings something fierce. As in immediately your blood boiled so hard three of ya'all got sexual about it.
How is that a "fake stats" post when nearly the whole thing is videos of the actual plays?
Or do you just not like the 42 number because you don't know how the Basketball Reference Shot-Finder works?
You really wrote an article to respond to that joke
Nope, it's called "copy-and-paste."
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Flex Luger
Job Is Finished
You really wrote an article to respond to that joke
Exactly lol. And it looks like it was was posted around 1 AM lol
