You know what would be hilarious... I would love to see Rob Parker back on First Take go in on Gloria. That shyt would be comedy

You know that whiny voice he has and he does this shyt

all the time:
Rob: "GLORIA what you doing? You have a son that's the greatest basketball player in the world. You should be at home, in church, or traveling the world- in Italy or Spain, shopping with your girlfriends. But yet you're caught up in this ratchet behavior that's highly questionable.
Its beyond me, I dont get it! We all saw red flags right when Bron was still in Cleveland and after a hard foul he had to calm her down more than his teammates.. *looks at skip bayless* ...
Remember that Skip where he told Gloria to sit her azz down!"

"
I remember that quite clearly as if it was yesterday"
Rob: "those were the red flags right there..I mean who does that? Kobe's mom would never do something like that. Well he has his own problems with his mother selling his memorabilia but that's another story.. But back to GLORIA.. Let not forget the Delonte West stories. That was big. The ratchetness at the clubs in South Beach- starting fights and getting kicked out of clubs.. and now she's with some low level local Miami rap artist

Are you serious.You can't write this stuff up Skip. Its like Gloria- HELLO you have a son that the face of a professional basketball league and a world icon, could you tone it down a bit? You know how many mothers would cut off their right tit to have a son like this? This 'hood chick' act is played out already. memo to GLORIA slow your row, get a nice church guy who loves god or at least a guy that's employed. RIght? We thought it didn't get any worse than Iverson's mom but Gloria makes A.I's mother look like a choir girl. I feel badly for LeBron.. I really do. he has two kids of his own, two sons if I'm correct..

"you are correct"
Rob: "but in reality he has three kids. He has a daughter and that's Gloria. You know those parents when they have a precocious little kid that wanders off, they have them on a leash like a pet of some sort. I'm sorry but that's what LeBron needs for his moms.. a leash.. get her under control! cause I don't know Skip this is getting out of control. What if this rapper gets signed and does a video, he might have Gloria backing that thang up on Youtube as he swipes a credit card between her butt cheeks ala Nelly. I hate to say it but to me she just comes off as a Cornball Hood Sista!"