One of my best friends growing up had a mamma that looked just like her. After boot camp I got my orders and my fam threw a going away for me. My buddy was there and his mom too which I grew up spending alot of time at his house seing her always be super nice to me. Took me on trips with them and all that. I got stationed overseas and she was trying to come out there and see me. I thought she was joking until she text me talking about we both grown don’t be shy.

She was Puerto Rican and the ass was fat and real. Took everything in me to politely decline and basically lied and said I had a girlfriend at the moment which she was cool about. Told me it’s always available. Dude still my friend to this day. He be getting on my nerves sometimes and the nikka don’t know how much of a good friend I am