LeSean McCoy Throwing Himself An Orgy Before Camp Starts

[Infamous45]

 

[AAKing23]

 

[lotteryplaya]

You crazy with this. I've seen it with college athletes where they'd have a house full of hoes with nowhere near as many of the players. A lot of pretty women have huge egos and think they'll be the one to be chose.

I saw that in college too. Now throw in a millionaire athlete who might knock you up with an 18 year lottery ticket. With the attention this has gotten he will actually have to turn some women away because too many will show up.

 

[muzikfrk75]

I bet Rex Ryan in his ear talking bout make sure they feet looking good

 

[lotteryplaya]

• Confidentiality agreement
• Two checks of id
• Social network verification
• Attire request
• Bringing the party to him
• No location provided to avoid infiltrators

This the best move I've seen in ages

Shady hired a law firm to plan his party.He doesn't want anymore drama filled women around like his baby mama.

 

[lotteryplaya]

Damn better not catch on around the country. Don't wanna be asking "you been to any private events lately?" to these women.

We wont have to ask, she will still have the stamp on her hand.

 

[hood b. goode]

this dude about to turn getting laid into a job interview

"we need ID, a cover letter, and 2 professional references that youve been intimate with in the past"

 

[THEREALBRAND]

I bet Rex Ryan in his ear talking bout make sure they feet looking good

Probably tried to get his wife on the guest list

 

[afterlife2009]

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Bout to be a couple mufukkas walkin away from dat party being new membas of da Valtrex prescription family.

 

[McTwerk]

If I ever get cancer, Shady be hearing from me for the Make-A-Wish: Party with the Pros edition

 

[Southeast Jerome]

 

[blackzeus]

My man about to make it an annual event.

This is fukking genius, scumbagnificent, and innovative.

You nikkaz stay with the jokes I'm gonna have to plagiarize that one

 

[Regular_P]

Really, you can only admire this.

 

[Danie84]

Negroes smarten Up with the Confidentiality Agreement

...Forbidden fruit, watch for the Adam's apple, tho