LeSean McCoy Throwing Himself An Orgy Before Camp Starts

[HHR]

Now this is funny

• 25_mccoySince the media and Internet took my before camp party outta context , I had to switch up my party strategy .
  So tonight I'll be inviting everyone to my back to business party . Featuring DJ@DonaldTrump on the 1's and 2's . Special invited guests @RexRyan ,@chipKelly ,@Rogergodell , my man Barack .oprah, Carli Llyod , and even that terrible waiter with the awful service from the burger joint is invited. Don't bring your Id because there won't be any alcohol anyway.
  Open smoothie bar all night tho . Don't worry bout the confidentiality agreement. No only are ladies invited but everyone is invited , except hulk hogan he can't come . Maybe even @meekmill and@drake will hit the stage together . Turn up time party time !!!!
  #shadyinvite
  #djdonald
  #donaldplaylist
  #billsmafia
  #smoothiebar
  #byebyeoffseason

This is pretty much the best thing ever written. fukk Charles dikkens.

 

[ALonelyDad]

Lol @ being taken outta context...what other context is there? Other than that, the response was funny

Because 2015 media cares about everything, who cares if this guys wants to have fun? They basically shamed him for this.

 

[DrX]

rex ryan link is some random hood nikka

 

[Deaf2twothirds]

League nikkas live that brothel life on a daily.

Until they end up on 30 for 30

 

[keond]

rex ryan link is some random hood nikka

nikka look like Eddie Kane

 

[The_Sheff]

First, Shady got the herp. Second, I feel like girls wouldn't come to this en masse. I mean, a couple would, but multiple hot chicks? Hoes like to pretend they're aren't hoes and you can't do that if there's thirty naked girls and a few guys surrounding you.

Man hoes don't give a shyt about that.

 

[Swiggy]

I can't front... if I was a handsome nikka with pro ball money, I'm fukkin anything above a 7 that recognizes me

Sometimes, you just gotta accept your place in life

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

This is honestly on some next game changer shyt man.

Too bad this doesn't work for us average man.

 

[lamont614]

he no nikkas hogan

 

[Rell84shots]

he no nikkas hogan

He stay keepin it real, he was one of the Eagles players who said he'd never forgive KKKooper for his nikka outburst

 

[lamont614]

He stay keepin it real, he was one of the Eagles players who said he'd never forgive KKKooper for his nikka outburst

im a boys fan never really like him tho might catch him late on fantasy just off principal alone

 

[lotteryplaya]

He stay keepin it real, he was one of the Eagles players who said he'd never forgive KKKooper for his nikka outburst

Desean wouldn't grin it up with Riley either and magically they are on other teams now. The media hasn't forgotten Shady didn't forgive. They keep trying to engage him in race debates like he is the Ta-Nehisi Coates of the NFL but Shady sees that trap a mile away.

 

[Brosef]

rex ryan link is some random hood nikka

Duke trying to stunt with 5's and 1's

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

My man shady juking himself in and out of p*ssy and controversy...

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Duke trying to stunt with 5's and 1's

Got about $92 bucks on em