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i have pretty simple tastes. i'm about all you eat sushi, whiskey, and bootleg movies.
Less Than Two Weeks From V-Day, What's The Gameplan?
- Thread starter Captain Crunch
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i have pretty simple tastes. i'm about all you eat sushi, whiskey, and bootleg movies.
Elle Driver
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but no, I hate it. I hate to admit it, I'm built for simping.
I wish I had somebody to take out,
wine and dine,
buy some of those white chocolate coated strawberries for.
Cook for them.
Make a cheesecake and cut the whole thing in half, put it back together in the shape of a heart and coat it with strawberries.
Run them a bath with bubbles and candles and shyt.
feed them Champagne and raspberry sorbet while they're in there.
dry them off and give them an oil based deep tissue massage.
Give a few slow orgasms since she's laying there naked
But I don't. So fukk it.
I might send my last ex-gf a "Happy Birthday" text, since her birthday is on valentines day.
It's your fault.
YOU did this to us.
I need to stop, cause some dusty ass nikka prolly gonna be hitting that after taking her to see that kevin hart movie.
she gonna be laying there like
cause the shyt prolly wack or she wouldn't have kept showing back up.
But it don't matter, cause he hitting it... I'm gonna be hitting the keys on this keyboard.
she gonna be laying there like
cause the shyt prolly wack or she wouldn't have kept showing back up.
But it don't matter, cause he hitting it... I'm gonna be hitting the keys on this keyboard.
but no, I hate it. I hate to admit it, I'm built for simping.
I wish I had somebody to take out,
wine and dine,
buy some of those white chocolate coated strawberries for.
Cook for them.
Make a cheesecake and cut the whole thing in half, put it back together in the shape of a heart and coat it with strawberries.
Run them a bath with bubbles and candles and shyt.
feed them Champagne and raspberry sorbet while they're in there.
dry them off and give them an oil based deep tissue massage.
Give a few slow orgasms since she's laying there naked
But I don't. So fukk it.
I might send my last ex-gf a "Happy Birthday" text, since her birthday is on valentines day.
It's your fault.
YOU did this to us.
Idunno bout sushi, but I got that horse meat on decki have pretty simple tastes. i'm about all you eat sushi, whiskey, and bootleg movies.
Captain Crunch
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Cougar? I'm not even 30 yet.
It's a shame you hate yellow nikkas, I'd treat you right
Elle Driver
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Captain Crunch
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I hate yellow nikkas?
So your denying truths now
You not checking for anyone outside of dime chocolate gods like @Tony_Bromo
Elle Driver
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So your denying truths now
You not checking for anyone outside of dime chocolate gods like @Tony_Bromo
You makin that up. I don't hate yellow nikkas. Ask about me.
AVXL
Laughing at you n*ggaz like “ha ha ha”
Gonna start off by having flowers delivered to the job...I'll have the delivery guy intentionally go around her office so that everybody sees the flowers and knows they're for her. 
Gonna get her hair & nails done and buying her a new outfit (shoes included) for the night
Taking her to a nice Thai restaurant by Atlantic Station; reservations have already been set
Surprising her with a MK bag & necklace during dinner
Gonna be the biggest Valentines Day ever
Gonna get her hair & nails done and buying her a new outfit (shoes included) for the night
Taking her to a nice Thai restaurant by Atlantic Station; reservations have already been set
Surprising her with a MK bag & necklace during dinner
Gonna be the biggest Valentines Day ever
is she doing something for you other than the obviousGonna start off by having flowers delivered to the job...I'll have the delivery guy intentionally go around her office so that everybody sees the flowers and knows they're for her.
Gonna get her hair & nails done and buying her a new outfit (shoes included) for the night
Taking her to a nice Thai restaurant by Atlantic Station; reservations have already been set
Surprising her with a MK bag & necklace during dinner
Gonna be the biggest Valentines Day ever
I keep it simple - I bought the FTD groupon in January. 20/$40, ordered the choco strawberries to her job, didn't have the pay the vday $25 standard shipping bc i order it early.
Honestly, i only send strawberries (and not flowers) so she can share with her female co-workers and make all them pannies wet.
I always get my mama dukes some roses from the Mexicans.
If i do get my shawty flowers, i cop the $20 bouquet from Costco. Affordable, it looks pro, and not too many people get on that..
She cooks dinner, I cop the dessert from Trader Joes.
Pop a bottle of Prosecco, turn on the LED candles 
and that's about it,
If ya do need a gift real quick - cop the bath products from http://www.lushusa.com/Bath-Bombs/bath-bombs,en_US,sc.html.
It's a pannie dropper, but leaves glitter in your tub...
Honestly, i only send strawberries (and not flowers) so she can share with her female co-workers and make all them pannies wet. I always get my mama dukes some roses from the Mexicans.
If i do get my shawty flowers, i cop the $20 bouquet from Costco. Affordable, it looks pro, and not too many people get on that..
She cooks dinner, I cop the dessert from Trader Joes.
Pop a bottle of Prosecco, turn on the LED candles and that's about it, If ya do need a gift real quick - cop the bath products from http://www.lushusa.com/Bath-Bombs/bath-bombs,en_US,sc.html.
It's a pannie dropper, but leaves glitter in your tub...
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Larry Lobster
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I'm gonna do what I do every year....nothing
Told my girl when we first met I don't celebrate bullshyt holidays and she was cool with it.
Matter fact I never had a single broad get mad at me for not celebrating it
Told my girl when we first met I don't celebrate bullshyt holidays and she was cool with it.
Matter fact I never had a single broad get mad at me for not celebrating it