Lessons We've Learned From Worldstar...

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For as ignorant as Worldstar can be, there are plenty of teachable moments to be found. For example....


-Despite what you may have thought before, there are a LOT of people that can NOT properly throw the hands. I thought that most people had some sort of technique when fighting...then I peeped all of the fight compilations and it seems that people just throw haymakers and put their hands down. :upsetfavre:

-Respect your elders....and your bus driver. Also, equal rights entitle you to equal lefts as well. :beli:

-A peephole at your front door can save you from being surf-stomped & dragged down your porch steps by an angry hood rat. :sadbron:

-If your ratchet girlfriend sounds pre-occupied while on the phone with you, there's a possibility that she's getting her tonsils knocked back by some crusty random on film while you're on the other line. You just may share that girl. :youngsabo:

-A wise man in green shoes once said: "Sitting you nikkas down. Both of y'all some bytches. You can't fukk with me." At that moment, he was correct. :win:

Feel free to add on, brethren...
 

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I think I drove by a worldstar taping today... These guys were throwing fists in the middle of the sidewalk and some random girl on the other side of the street was taping it... I was glad my ass was stuck in traffic, watching it like :leon: :takedat: :gladbron:
 

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if you get your ass kicked at ANYTIME in ANYPLACE, there will be a nikka somewhere in the crowd videotaping your ether and yelling WORLDSTAR!!!!, and millions of ignorant viewers will get a :russ::laff: at your expense...

you could go to jail if you are caught on a worldstar video committing a crime.

ratchet black people LUUUUHHHH the attention....
 

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For as ignorant as Worldstar can be, there are plenty of teachable moments to be found. For example....


-Despite what you may have thought before, there are a LOT of people that can NOT properly throw the hands. I thought that most people had some sort of technique when fighting...then I peeped all of the fight compilations and it seems that people just throw haymakers and put their hands down. :upsetfavre:

-Respect your elders....and your bus driver. Also, equal rights entitle you to equal lefts as well. :beli:

-A peephole at your front door can save you from being surf-stomped & dragged down your porch steps by an angry hood rat. :sadbron:

-If your ratchet girlfriend sounds pre-occupied while on the phone with you, there's a possibility that she's getting her tonsils knocked back by some crusty random on film while you're on the other line. You just may share that girl. :youngsabo:

-A wise man in green shoes once said: "Sitting you nikkas down. Both of y'all some bytches. You can't fukk with me." At that moment, he was correct. :win:

Feel free to add on, brethren...

:laff:
 

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If you bout to square up with a nikka in public, make sure you can throw dem hands.
 

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For as ignorant as Worldstar can be, there are plenty of teachable moments to be found. For example....


-Despite what you may have thought before, there are a LOT of people that can NOT properly throw the hands. I thought that most people had some sort of technique when fighting...then I peeped all of the fight compilations and it seems that people just throw haymakers and put their hands down. :upsetfavre:

-Respect your elders....and your bus driver. Also, equal rights entitle you to equal lefts as well. :beli:

-A peephole at your front door can save you from being surf-stomped & dragged down your porch steps by an angry hood rat. :sadbron:

-If your ratchet girlfriend sounds pre-occupied while on the phone with you, there's a possibility that she's getting her tonsils knocked back by some crusty random on film while you're on the other line. You just may share that girl. :youngsabo:

-A wise man in green shoes once said: "Sitting you nikkas down. Both of y'all some bytches. You can't fukk with me." At that moment, he was correct. :win:

Feel free to add on, brethren...


I was never under that illusion.... It takes ages just to teach someone to correctly throw a jab and right cross...

One thing that people should learn from the amount of people sucker punched and knocked out on worldstar....PROTECT YOURSELF AT ALL TIMES
 

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I learned that...

Black people will be mad about how they are portrayed by white media, but will readily line up to support derogative images of themselves as long as such is complimented by general terms related to black culture, ie. "hip-hop".

:mjpls:
 

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-If you fukk a tranny, even if you "didn't know" :comeon: you don't share that story with ANYONE, especially to your boys on some "you won't believe what happened to me the other day :pachaha: " shyt
[ame=http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhDhm8z9H9BKqMXiVm]Video: Straight Man Confesses He Had Sex With A Transsexual & Didn't Know.. Then Gets Stole On! (Takes Off Running)[/ame]



I think I drove by a worldstar taping today... These guys were throwing fists in the middle of the sidewalk and some random girl on the other side of the street was taping it... I was glad my ass was stuck in traffic, watching it like :leon: :takedat: :gladbron:

:dead:
 

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I've learned that you never go at a restaurant employee on some "gangsta" steeze.....or there could be conseuqences......and reper-Con-cussions.........

I think I drove by a worldstar taping today... These guys were throwing fists in the middle of the sidewalk and some random girl on the other side of the street was taping it... I was glad my ass was stuck in traffic, watching it like :leon: :takedat: :gladbron:

:deadrose::laff:......................like you saw you saw Katie Couric out there......


I learned that...

Black people will be mad about how they are portrayed by white media, but will readily line up to support derogative images of themselves as long as such is complimented by general terms related to black culture, ie. "hip-hop".

:mjpls:

..........................................................................:ohhh:.................................:wow:.................................................:damn:.................................................:to:
 
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