Non Sequitur
Creep.
Gay? Most likely.
Retarded? Definitely.
Lessons We've Learned From Worldstar...
- Thread starter luckyse7enz
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Gay? Most likely.
Retarded? Definitely.
CJ
Your objective semi-troll
For as ignorant as Worldstar can be, there are plenty of teachable moments to be found. For example....
-Despite what you may have thought before, there are a LOT of people that can NOT properly throw the hands. I thought that most people had some sort of technique when fighting...then I peeped all of the fight compilations and it seems that people just throw haymakers and put their hands down.
-Respect your elders....and your bus driver. Also, equal rights entitle you to equal lefts as well.
-A peephole at your front door can save you from being surf-stomped & dragged down your porch steps by an angry hood rat.
-If your ratchet girlfriend sounds pre-occupied while on the phone with you, there's a possibility that she's getting her tonsils knocked back by some crusty random on film while you're on the other line. You just may share that girl.
-A wise man in green shoes once said: "Sitting you nikkas down. Both of y'all some bytches. You can't fukk with me." At that moment, he was correct.
Feel free to add on, brethren...
Links would be great breh, Bus Driver one excluded, of course.
Shameonyou
All Star
spray every public area with clorox...because someone damn well fukked at that spot before you got there
SuburbanPimp
Giving game to lames since the 90s
They need to do a "Where are they now" segment to show how being on Worldstar affect these people's lives.
NOW WITH CLIPS
For as ignorant as Worldstar can be, there are plenty of teachable moments to be found. For example....
-Despite what you may have thought before, there are a LOT of people that can NOT properly throw the hands. I thought that most people had some sort of technique when fighting...then I peeped all of the fight compilations and it seems that people just throw haymakers and put their hands down.
-Respect your elders....and your bus driver. Also, equal rights entitle you to equal lefts as well.
[ame=http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhTq85Q0SUro3x38mr]Video: B*tch Get Off My Bus: Driver Uppercuts The Sh*t Outta 25-Year-Old Girl In Cleveland![/ame]
-A peephole at your front door can save you from being surf-stomped & dragged down your porch steps by an angry hood rat.
[ame=http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhZH0T6j5C9f09mDTR]Video: Home Invasion: Girl Gets Tore Up On Her Own Doorstep Over Twitter Beef![/ame]
-If your ratchet girlfriend sounds pre-occupied while on the phone with you, there's a possibility that she's getting her tonsils knocked back by some crusty random on film while you're on the other line. You just may share that girl.
-A wise man in green shoes once said: "Sitting you nikkas down. Both of y'all some bytches. You can't fukk with me." At that moment, he was correct.
Feel free to add on, brethren...
For as ignorant as Worldstar can be, there are plenty of teachable moments to be found. For example....
-Despite what you may have thought before, there are a LOT of people that can NOT properly throw the hands. I thought that most people had some sort of technique when fighting...then I peeped all of the fight compilations and it seems that people just throw haymakers and put their hands down.
-Respect your elders....and your bus driver. Also, equal rights entitle you to equal lefts as well.
[ame=http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhTq85Q0SUro3x38mr]Video: B*tch Get Off My Bus: Driver Uppercuts The Sh*t Outta 25-Year-Old Girl In Cleveland![/ame]
-A peephole at your front door can save you from being surf-stomped & dragged down your porch steps by an angry hood rat.
[ame=http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhZH0T6j5C9f09mDTR]Video: Home Invasion: Girl Gets Tore Up On Her Own Doorstep Over Twitter Beef![/ame]
-If your ratchet girlfriend sounds pre-occupied while on the phone with you, there's a possibility that she's getting her tonsils knocked back by some crusty random on film while you're on the other line. You just may share that girl.
-A wise man in green shoes once said: "Sitting you nikkas down. Both of y'all some bytches. You can't fukk with me." At that moment, he was correct.
Feel free to add on, brethren...
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[ame=http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhdOXdw1hAd0Q764Ku]Video: Turkey & Cheese Sandwich Goes Wrong: Gay Man Walks In A Bodega & Asks The Wrong Person To Make Him A Sandwich![/ame]
JoseLuisGotcha
Aka Allhiphopsux
this is true i went to a boxing gym here in philly for about a year....great technique and combos are harder than it looks ....
but if someone can't really fight id advise them on 2 things...
1) keep your hands up....if you know your really outmatched keep him high protect the area around the jawbone up to the temple is the knock out region...
2) also dont square completely up face a person with your shoulder leading putting pressure on your back foot make yourself a smaller target to hit....
here is Hopkins explaining this all more clearly and droppin' knowledge that anyone can apply to a fight...
[ame=http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhj203MR8s29u12UKS]Video: Bernard Hopkins Dropping Knowledge On Rashad Evans Before His Fight![/ame]
Klyk21
Hate is Rising, Love is Dying....
I spent so much time on wstar this summer (unemployed and broke) that i've seen every video he mentioned multiple times. This one here is one of my all-time favoritesThread would better with source links for reference
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