Let me show you how to use a Nokia 1020 to get bytches...

[jalamanta]

Ya momma is a fukking fakkit you test tube baby. Seek help you miserable fakkit.

Your e career is coming to an end, fukkboy. And you know it.

I will finish it soon, cocksucker.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Your e career is coming to an end, fukkboy. And you know it.

I will finish it soon, cocksucker.

My career? You have to be the lamest motherfukker in these forums. Get a life bytch.


P.S. Tell ya crackhead momma to stop coming by my house looking for dikk. Im sick of that dirty bytch soiling my front porch.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

BTW check this picture i took of a random chick at a halloween party.

Taken with that Nokia Lumia 1020, indoors, poor lighting

Can your camera phone do better indoors? Tell me a chick wouldn't be impressed by your cam if you follow my advice.

 

[IronFist]

and it begins

 

[GoldenGlove]

So you just take pictures of random women, show it to them and they don't think you're a weirdo after that?

Its understandable if they see a real camera in hand...they might think you work with the club. But I'm just laughing picturing this playing out with a cellphone

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

So you just take pictures of random women, show it to them and they don't think you're a weirdo after that?

Its understandable if they see a real camera in hand...they might think you work with the club. But I'm just laughing picturing this playing out with a cellphone

You seem like a reasonable dude, so i'll humor you. The novelty of the cameraphone is taking near DSLR quality pics with a smartphone. Of course i'm not just snapping pics randomly on some stalker shyt. You talk to em first and throw em a few compliments first. Afterwards, ask em to take a pic, after seeing the pic, most ladies will demand a copy because the iphone pic they usually took looks like trash compared to the godphone the Nokia 1020. You can literally get digits all night. Its never been easier friends. And yes, i got the digits, but because i really don't feel like creeping right now, its not really that big a deal for me. But those young single virgins like @mad82109 @Fatboi1 @Slystallion that spend day and night on this forum instead of out in the world getting laid should seriously take notes.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

@GoldenGlove

And dude, i've seen your pics in the camera thread and its obvious your an excellent photgrapher. You could really work wonders with this phone, especially when you mess with the actual HIGH RES 41mega pixel photos. A brother like yourself could easily use this as a back up camera for work, because you can literally create amazing shots with this camera. You can also create fantastic bokeh with this device, unheard of for a cameraphone. Seriously. Nokia really put in that work in creating the optical imaging system in this camera.

You should consider just borrowing someone's Nokia 1020 around you and take it to a night club or park and take some shots. You will be impressed by the results guaranteed.

P.S. And i know i sound like a salesman, but IM NOT. Quit bullshytting and give this cameraphone a shot. You of all people will not be dissapointed.

 

[Raiders]

I got the Lumia 925 that should be good enough right....right

I don't be in the club like that tho...might have to test this out

 

[Fatboi1]

You seem like a reasonable dude, so i'll humor you. The novelty of the cameraphone is taking near DSLR quality pics with a smartphone. Of course i'm not just snapping pics randomly on some stalker shyt. You talk to em first and throw em a few compliments first. Afterwards, ask em to take a pic, after seeing the pic, most ladies will demand a copy because the iphone pic they usually took looks like trash compared to the godphone the Nokia 1020. You can literally get digits all night. Its never been easier friends. And yes, i got the digits, but because i really don't feel like creeping right now, its not really that big a deal for me. But those young single virgins like @mad82109 @Fatboi1 @Slystallion that spend day and night on this forum instead of out in the world getting laid should seriously take notes.

 

[stealthbomber]

lol @ the thought of a camera phone pulling bytches from a club

"oh wow you have a great camera, sure ill come over and suck u off"

 

[Day_Walker]

that chick above is clearly with that guy in the pic. Post some pics you've taken off single chicks @Hiphoplives4eva

 

[Raiders]

lol @ the thought of a camera phone pulling bytches from a club

"oh wow you have a great camera, sure ill come over and suck u off"

First you get the number, then you get some head

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

that chick above is clearly with that guy in the pic. Post some pics you've taken off single chicks @Hiphoplives4eva

you moron that guy in the pic just randomly posed idiot. They didn't know each other at all. But of course I'm wrong even though I was there.

I have tons of other great pics, but apparently alot of clowns in here wish me I'll so I'll keep those to myself. But trust the camera is awesome.

Houston nightlife is like. Fine hoes everywhere!

 

[Day_Walker]

you moron that guy in the pic just randomly posed idiot. They didn't know each other at all. But of course I'm wrong even though I was there.

I have tons of other great pics, but apparently alot of clowns in here wish me I'll so I'll keep those to myself. But trust the camera is awesome.

Houston nightlife is like. Fine hoes everywhere!

eat a dikk fakkit

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

eat a dikk fakkit