Let me show you how to use a Nokia 1020 to get bytches...

[Hiphoplives4eva]

First you get the number, then you get some head

its like you have to literally tell nikkas step by step these things.

 

[Lord Piffington]

hahah pathetic shyt man, pathetic shyt.. this nerd thinks that life is like an 80s commercial..
*snap shot*
girl- OH WOOOW THAT IS AMAAZIING

(deep voice)- Only with the awesome power of NOKIA OKIA okia okia

girl- Can I pleeeease suck you dikk?

Spoiler

 

[Mac071415]

Op is a fakkit.talkin about a club then deters to talk about a house party. Lol virgin???,na I sonned you already you're not even worth half a bar. Contradict yourself on online forums brehs

 

[Slystallion]

You seem like a reasonable dude, so i'll humor you. The novelty of the cameraphone is taking near DSLR quality pics with a smartphone. Of course i'm not just snapping pics randomly on some stalker shyt. You talk to em first and throw em a few compliments first. Afterwards, ask em to take a pic, after seeing the pic, most ladies will demand a copy because the iphone pic they usually took looks like trash compared to the godphone the Nokia 1020. You can literally get digits all night. Its never been easier friends. And yes, i got the digits, but because i really don't feel like creeping right now, its not really that big a deal for me. But those young single virgins like @mad82109 @Fatboi1 @Slystallion that spend day and night on this forum instead of out in the world getting laid should seriously take notes.

lmao you have more posts then i do. so your taking random pictures of people at the club...thats kind of creepy, now if you actually introduce yourself and in the course of the conversation say hey lets take a picture together...thats a better strategy and much less creepy. But it doesn't matter what phone or camera you use to have a successful interaction, a girl might ask what phone you have so you can give some spiel about your great camera on the phone but that isn't going to get you laid buddy... but once they find out they can't do their instagram on the windows struggle its endgame son

 

[Slystallion]

make a thread about a phone getting you laid...then posts no pics of single girls in the club he's macked

exposed again?

 

[el_oh_el]

you moron that guy in the pic just randomly posed idiot. They didn't know each other at all. But of course I'm wrong even though I was there.

I have tons of other great pics, but apparently alot of clowns in here wish me I'll so I'll keep those to myself. But trust the camera is awesome.

Houston nightlife is like. Fine hoes everywhere!

Oh shyt, you from the H? I gotta stop givin u so much flak then

Your opinions are sometimes quite terrible though
Such as this thread. A phone is not going to get you bytches in this day and age. Maybe back when I was in high school and everybody has dumbphones and a nikka pop up with the iphone...this is not that day

 

[Mac071415]

Son getting exposed again. Make a thread about club pics and post house party pics brehs.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Oh shyt, you from the H? I gotta stop givin u so much flak then

Your opinions are sometimes quite terrible though
Such as this thread. A phone is not going to get you bytches in this day and age. Maybe back when I was in high school and everybody has dumbphones and a nikka pop up with the iphone...this is not that day

Dude, your missing the point. I'ts not about the phone, its the pictures capability. Fine women love nothing more than seeing great pictures of themselves. Ask any guy that takes nighttime photgraphy. This phone's pic quality will get you attention. Trust me. This has nothing to do with it being a windows phone. This is all about the camera breh.

 

[Mac071415]

I forgot to tell you that movie app only works on operating systems with more than 3% market share.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Another pic of another dime that was at this halloween party... The was a devil's angel...

For my Houston peeps it was at Mr. Peeples in Midtown. Amazing Steak house! BTW.

 

[Raiders]

lmao you have more posts then i do. so your taking random pictures of people at the club...thats kind of creepy, now if you actually introduce yourself and in the course of the conversation say hey lets take a picture together...thats a better strategy and much less creepy. But it doesn't matter what phone or camera you use to have a successful interaction, a girl might ask what phone you have so you can give some spiel about your great camera on the phone but that isn't going to get you laid buddy... but once they find out they can't do their instagram on the windows struggle its endgame son

There are 3rd party instagram apps, that work just as good if not better, but the official Instagram app comes out in a week or two


Vine is coming too, we are getting apps slowly but surely

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Op is a fakkit.talkin about a club then deters to talk about a house party. Lol virgin???,na I sonned you already you're not even worth half a bar. Contradict yourself on online forums brehs

I'm convinced your either, slow, stupid, or simply a terrible troll. Do you think i'm up here creating some elaborate lie for internet accolades? I've been posting here for a long time with quite a few cosigners, many of whom that will verify my veracity as a poster. Get the entire fukk out of here with your bullshyt. Newbies like your self need to shut the fukk up, as you entire act is getting tired. I've been here going on 8 years, WHO THE fukk ARE YOU ANYWAYS?

 

[STAN JONES]

Another pic of another dime that was at this halloween party..

For my Houston peeps it was at Mr. Peeples in Midtown. Amazing Steak house! BTW.

nikka aint you married with children?

you aint pulling no hoes breh,stop it

 

[Mac071415]

I'm convinced your either, slow, stupid, or simply a terrible troll. Do you think i'm up here creating some elaborate lie for internet accolades? I've been posting here for a long time with quite a few cosigners, many of whom that will verify my veracity as a poster. Get the entire fukk out of here with your bullshyt. Newbies like your self need to shut the fukk up, as you entire act is getting tired. I've been here going on 8 years, WHO THE fukk ARE YOU ANYWAYS?

Didn't read but I know

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

nikka aint you married with children?

you aint pulling no hoes breh,stop it

Yes breh. I never claimed I was pulling hoes friend, because that would be demonic. This is designed to be an educative thread for the youth.