Let Rodents Bring the bytch out you

[Save $ not Hoes]

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Breh I remember when this bird ended up in my fireplace. I was sleep on the couch and that crazy fluttering woke me up. I tied that opening off and put my coffee table in front of those doors like it was a zombie in that bytch

The worst part, I had to go to work and my girl was sleep the whole time upstairs . I remember right before I left waking her up and hitting her with the

 

[Whooty Chaser]

 

[old pig]

That thing could have had rabies the way it was raging.

Speaking on a similar note, you know those American cockroaches that be 2 inches long and fly. Well, today after washing my face in the morning I went for my towel to wipe my face and that thing was sitting inside the tower. I startled like a bytch and threw the towel on the floor

I tried to stomp it out but it ran away under the sink cabinet, I know that mf is after me

I’m laughing but I HATE them shyts…if I ever see them, I can’t lie I get temporarily startled before I kill them…nothing worse tho than having one of them escape…especially if it’s at night and I was about to go to bed

 

[EarlyEarly]

Have to bring back this classic