Let The World Know You Shat Your Pants, brehettes

SheWantTheD

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Gotta be careful.. don’t be trying no new food spots or food if you know you gonna be trying something new your body might not like.

Or at the least know a nearby restroom you can use
 

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Why not just pull your pants down and shyt off to the side somewhere if it’s that bad? :scusthov:

If she wasn’t my wife I’d probably break up with a bytch for shytting herself and calling me to pick her up at 4 in the morning :scust:
She said she thought it was a fart but it was a shart.

This happens to a lot of runners. Honestly people don't care bout the shame as much as the coli thinks they do.
 

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Its interesting how a report came out recently about how marathoners are more likely to get colon cancer at young ages. Apparently your stomach begins to literally bleed if you run to long in a single period.

Something about running that long fukks with our digestive system seriously. I sometimes wonder if on a physical level going that far at a single time would be the equivalent of running for your life, so your body reacts in desperate ways. Running marathons are not natural.
Maybe the constant stirring of the juices in the stomach?
 

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I got a homegirl who recently got into marathon running really dedicated to it and she made a video about on how sometimes she gotta go behind a bush and carry wipes it’s common when running because your bowels are stimulated
 
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I couldn't be in her social circle because without fail. ..... EVERY ........
fukkING........
TIME........

imma ALMOST shyt my pants laughing at her........
 

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44 bricks...acre shaker
and she chew her fingernails...
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