Let yo chick have a male personal trainer brehs

[Neuromancer]

@BmoreGorilla

@BmoreGorilla

@BmoreGorilla

Why y'all gotta do the homie like that?

 

[MikelArteta]

Exercise bike 150
Push up bar 15
Yoga mat ten
Skipping rope 1 dollar
Not having some Larry Fitzgerald breh oogle over your girl priceless

Exactly what I came in to say

No swipes at Bmore, just speaking generally here. But if your girl wants to get in shape, and doesn't see you as some kind of resource or authority on that.....

I went one step further and built a home gym. Cheaper in the long run, I use the hell out of it myself, no excuses for slacking

Every man should engage in some kind of physical activity on a regular basis

 

[010101]

tell shawrty she'd better go to the women's only gym*

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

tell shawrty she'd better go to the women's only gym*

I feel like there are male trainers at those too

I used to go to a gym in NYC with wifey.... there was a dude in there who I'm pretty sure either was or was on his way to becoming a registered sex offender. This dude was literally the guy in the video. I heard him mutter "pop...that p*ssy baby" under his breath once. He used to run across the street in traffic to give his business card to attractive women. Dude was a savage NYSC hit me up with a deal for a location with a pool so me and wifey got the fukk out of there. If any of yall are in NYC do NOT go to the Synergy on 92nd and 2nd.... aside from their perverted ass trainers their customer service is basura. We had to put a stop on our credit cards to cancel membership

shyt even down at the gym I'm at now.... I see women hugging the dude who runs their little classes. Make no mistake brehs... women need and reward leadership and you don't want some other dude being that leader

 

[The Mad Titan]

I feel like there are male trainers at those too

I used to go to a gym in NYC with wifey.... there was a dude in there who I'm pretty sure either was or was on his way to becoming a registered sex offender. This dude was literally the guy in the video. I heard him mutter "pop...that p*ssy baby" under his breath once. He used to run across the street in traffic to give his business card to attractive women. Dude was a savage NYSC hit me up with a deal for a location with a pool so me and wifey got the fukk out of there. If any of yall are in NYC do NOT go to the Synergy on 92nd and 2nd.... aside from their perverted ass trainers their customer service is basura. We had to put a stop on our credit cards to cancel membership

shyt even down at the gym I'm at now.... I see women hugging the dude who runs their little classes. Make no mistake brehs... women need and reward leadership and you don't want some other dude being that leader

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Me n wifey still joke about dude. "YOU LOOKIN REAL GUUUUD GUUULLLL " "You are very blessed in the posterior region " nikka was a demon He never had a client for more than like 2 weeks

 

[Bless't]

:flabbykid:
Petty.
Thomas Petty.

Any time a trainer gets mentioned in a thread I'm like...

But then I'm like...

But I cant do breh like that. It's fukked up.

 

[010101]

I feel like there are male trainers at those too

I used to go to a gym in NYC with wifey.... there was a dude in there who I'm pretty sure either was or was on his way to becoming a registered sex offender. This dude was literally the guy in the video. I heard him mutter "pop...that p*ssy baby" under his breath once. He used to run across the street in traffic to give his business card to attractive women. Dude was a savage NYSC hit me up with a deal for a location with a pool so me and wifey got the fukk out of there. If any of yall are in NYC do NOT go to the Synergy on 92nd and 2nd.... aside from their perverted ass trainers their customer service is basura. We had to put a stop on our credit cards to cancel membership

shyt even down at the gym I'm at now.... I see women hugging the dude who runs their little classes. Make no mistake brehs... women need and reward leadership and you don't want some other dude being that leader

my trigger finger more diesel doe
swole for nothing cause those chestmeats ain't bulletproof

swole nikkas move like they made of cement
a naturally skinnybrolic nikka like me would carve em up like turkey with this orange box cutter




*

 

[Bless't]

I'm in the gym everyday and know personal trainers
All of them fukk their clients
shyt, random women be asking me to spot them and for exercise tips
They be open

Basically. Never in my life will my girl have a personal trainer. She'll get on my regimen/workout plan or...

 

[Silkk]

And for real Id let her do it all over again. I took the initial L but I win in the end

Can i get a link to the original thread

 

[Malta]

I feel like there are male trainers at those too

I used to go to a gym in NYC with wifey.... there was a dude in there who I'm pretty sure either was or was on his way to becoming a registered sex offender. This dude was literally the guy in the video. I heard him mutter "pop...that p*ssy baby" under his breath once. He used to run across the street in traffic to give his business card to attractive women. Dude was a savage NYSC hit me up with a deal for a location with a pool so me and wifey got the fukk out of there. If any of yall are in NYC do NOT go to the Synergy on 92nd and 2nd.... aside from their perverted ass trainers their customer service is basura. We had to put a stop on our credit cards to cancel membership

shyt even down at the gym I'm at now.... I see women hugging the dude who runs their little classes. Make no mistake brehs... women need and reward leadership and you don't want some other dude being that leader

They not hearing you.

If you're a scumbag dude, there isn't a better job than Personal trainer, you get great pay in large cities and you feast on women. And contrary to what a lot of people think, it's not obese women, it's the professional women who put on a couple pounds over the winter that wanna get right and toned for the summer.

Dudes think it's a game, personal trainers are sharks, and letting your woman swim with them is bad business.

 

[Malta]

Basically. Never in my life will my girl have a personal trainer. She'll get on my regimen/workout plan or...

We were at a wedding, and some not so close acquaintance asked him to help train his wife once he found out he was a trainer, thinking he could get some kind of deal. Everyone who knows him was basically like -


"I wouldn't let him do that, aint the kind of deal you want

"

 

[Bless't]

We were at a wedding, and some not so close acquaintance asked him to help train his wife once he found out he was a trainer, thinking he could get some kind of deal. Everyone who knows him was basically like -


"I wouldn't let him do that, aint the kind of deal you want

"

He had no idea he was about to be fending off a shark.

 

[Malta]

He had no idea he was about to be fending off a shark.

I'm not the best of friends with him, try that shyt with me and it's

 

[Bless't]

I'm not the best of friends with him, try that shyt with me and it's

Well played good sir... well played.