Let your wife scare you so bad your brain short circuits and then she laughs in your face. Smfh

[MR. SNIFLES]

SO SENSITIVE. MY WIFE TRIES HER BEST TO SCARE ME. IT NEVER WORKS. THIS IS HILARIOUS. IT WOULD BE WAR THOUGH. PAYBACK IS COMING.

 

[General Mills]

Breh thought the Reaper had came

 

[Yaboysix]

Get back would be easy here in Florida...

I could just grab the nearest creature and act like I'm going to put it on her...she would have a mental breakdown

I ain't that immature anymore, though

 

[Gloxina]

She lucky she didn’t pick the guy who chooses fight instead of flight

Yea you might actually get stabbed or shot playing around like that

 

[Hersh]

fake

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Yea you might actually get stabbed or shot playing around like that

I was thinking she was going to get her ass beat

He was too far away from weapons unless he’s a goof that sleeps with it under his pillow

 

[GreenGhxst]

After that initial shock I'm grabbing something

He was scared for too long, breh was riding the dragon like a heroin addict

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[KillerPups]

Shorty got some strong knees

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Yea you might actually get stabbed or shot playing around like that

That boi @Still Benefited stay ready

*Insert Cam Newton smiley*

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

I was thinking she was going to get her ass beat

He was too far away from weapons unless he’s a goof that sleeps with it under his pillow

Whenever I hear this saying I would always be like:



Aren’t you scared you might blow your OWN shït loose during a nightmare?

 

[skokiaan]

Dude turned into convulsing pile of shame. Didn’t even have enough testosterone to yell. He gripped the sheet and said eeaaagegegegegyeyeyhhhhhhhhyyyyyyy

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Whenever I hear this saying I would always be like:



Aren’t you scared you might blow your OWN shït loose during a nightmare?

Yeah it was cool when I saw that dumb shyt on TV or hear about it growing up

But now… I know it’s insane