lets all laugh at Albert Pujols contract with the angels

[Spaceman Piff]

There needs to be a "slap" option as the polar opposite of "dap".

brrap!

 

[SoulController]

Larry Pujols and his bum ass squad are a disgrace

 

[The War Report]

Albert can't also pitch.

 

[Soundwave]

That money's guaranteed, so he's laughing all the way to the bank

 

[NYChase718]

9 years? dude will be in his mid 50s