Let's be serious. OBJECTIVELY, If you think 1 Gorilla is killing 100 men you are dumb as F U ck

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Gorillas have great PR. There was a debate a few years ago about a gorilla vs a brown bear and it showed just how naive people are with gorillas. A bear would shred it to pieces. 100 humans are taking it out.
How the hell sold you the idea of appearing gorilla winning against a brown bear? Basically suicide.
 

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This argument just highlights the arrogance of common man :mjlol:

Its the same nikkas that throw punches like Meek Mill that will come up with all the reasoning :mjlol:

Imagine hearing several grown men screaming in agony after being broken and pulled apart like a cheese string and a nikka tellin you "next wave get ready" :mjlol:

that arrogance is justified by historical evidence, we are more intelligent.

Ten highly coordinated men who are dedicated can probably kill a gorilla. if they all attack at once aim for it's testicles and have 2-3 men pin each arm while another man stuff their arm down it's throat. getting repeatedly hit in the testicles while chocking can bring it down in probably less than 3 minutes.
 

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that arrogance is justified by historical evidence, we are more intelligent.

Ten highly coordinated men who are dedicated can probably kill a gorilla. if they all attack at once aim for it's testicles and have 2-3 men pin each arm while another man stuff their arm down it's throat. getting repeatedly hit in the testicles while chocking can bring it down in probably less than 3 minutes.
do you know why we are the most intelligent? because we are as weak as a fukking worm, we have no claws, sharp teeth, mane, nothing. we use our brains to compensate.

so no, we are not going to get into a physical confrontation with a fukking silverback. we can think we can, keyword here is think. notice no one is trying this. for good reason. try to get 100 men to line up and try this and watch how quick our big brains work in NOT going in that fukking cage.
 

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if 20 men jump that gorillas back...then what? then 20 more jump the sides and then you don't think one motherfukker will get those eyeballs and maime them? one motherfukker out of 100? as the gorilla is dealing with 20 men on it's back and arms?

the eyes man, they WILL get those eyes.

:mjlol:

A group of 5 can barely jump a man without hitting each other

that arrogance is justified by historical evidence, we are more intelligent.

Ten highly coordinated men who are dedicated can probably kill a gorilla. if they all attack at once aim for it's testicles and have 2-3 men pin each arm while another man stuff their arm down it's throat. getting repeatedly hit in the testicles while chocking can bring it down in probably less than 3 minutes.

Unbelievable :mjlol:
 

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If one Gorilla is enough to take out 100 humans, humans would be extinct. I mentioned this in an earlier comment, humans were around far more dangerous things than Gorillas in the past. :yeshrug:

And we avoided them.

A deer can kill a human...

Hell most people will lose to a 50 lb dog.
 

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I see people keep mentioning the gorillas stamina. I like someone mentioned our evolutionary endurance is for running, not fighting. We would tire before the ape, because it's not a foot race.

People also keep mentioning intelligence. Umm gorillas are primates and they aren't far from us! So it can see us plotting.

As mentioned, no one has said how those men would kill it with no weapons! Gouge it's eyes. Good luck putting your arm by that mouth. Oh, you think 20 guys will be holding that big head with no neck? Good luck.

Someone said kick it in the nuts. Yall know animals face that attack from other animals in fights and still keep fighting? They are not like us.

Again, if you get swarmed by 100 rabbits with no teeth, you can kill them at leasure. Actually I need something softer than rabbits...let's say 100 babies. A more accurate comparison.
 

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that arrogance is justified by historical evidence, we are more intelligent.

Ten highly coordinated men who are dedicated can probably kill a gorilla. if they all attack at once aim for it's testicles and have 2-3 men pin each arm while another man stuff their arm down it's throat. getting repeatedly hit in the testicles while chocking can bring it down in probably less than 3 minutes.
Testicle attacks aren't debilitating to animals like it is to people........ ain't gonna drop in pain off that.......it will probably just enrage the animal. Cornered animals are more dangerous........A gorilla dont have to focus on maiming a human, it can do so easily just flailing about because is so strong incidental contact can disable a human permanently. Ain't no way in hell 3 men can pin a gorilla's arm......they all have to be over 300 lbs and it still wouldnt be enough weight to test the gorillas max strength.........Breh, stick an arm in a gorilla's mouth?! The tooth profile and bite force makes that an amputated arm so unless you hope it chokes to death on the arm it bit off cats is gonna be murderous heated up until the gorilla kills them that the shyt didn't work lol
 

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This is one of those weird questions that don’t really have a satisfying answer. Realistically a gorilla would just run away if it peeked through the bushes and saw 100 men, even if he could take them. And 100 men would be too afraid to approach the gorilla without a weapon of any kind.

Out of those 100 men, at least 70% of them will be too afraid to be of much use. Only way the gorilla goes down if the first couple waves manage to poke out its eyes and heavily exhaust the gorilla. And then the last few waves would need to have enough confidence to coordinate an attack from both the front and back.

That’s a big IF tho. 9 times out of 10, 100 random flabby unathletic men are getting destroyed :manny:
 

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And we avoided them.

A deer can kill a human...

Hell most people will lose to a 50 lb dog.
Ancient people were out hunting Wolly mammoths with Stone spears. A creature much bigger than an elephant, with layers of thick fur, on top of their thick skin and layers of fat.

Also, I'm going to appeal to authority and say that Gorilla experts have been giving the W to humans. :steviej:
 
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that arrogance is justified by historical evidence, we are more intelligent.

Ten highly coordinated men who are dedicated can probably kill a gorilla. if they all attack at once aim for it's testicles and have 2-3 men pin each arm while another man stuff their arm down it's throat. getting repeatedly hit in the testicles while chocking can bring it down in probably less than 3 minutes.

:mjlol:GORILLA CAN BENCH PRESS
2000 POUNDS YET THIS nikka THINKS
2-3 GUYS CAN PIN HIS ARMS DOWN.

DUDE WOULD RIP YOUR fukkING ARMS OFF.

nikkaS SAID STUFF ARM
ON DOWN HIS THROAT
SO HE CAN BITE YOUR shyt OFF
WITH HIS 1300 PSI BITE FORCE
:devil:
:evil:
 

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Ancient people were out hunting Wolly mammoths with Stone spears. A creature much bigger than an elephant, with layers of thick fur, on top of their thick skin and layers of fat.

Also, I'm going to appeal to authority and say that Gorilla experts have been giving the W to humans. :steviej:

We hunted mammoths (if we hunted them and not just scavenged) by tricking them into falling off cliffs. Then while they were down we finished them off.

That "monkey" expert didn't even know gorillas aren't monkeys. And he may suffer from the same thing those people suffer from who own pit bulls and think pit bulls are innocent fur babies. Plus I believed he said something about them being able to tie the gorilla up. Tools aren't in the equation.
 
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