Let's be serious. OBJECTIVELY, If you think 1 Gorilla is killing 100 men you are dumb as F U ck

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I wouldn't take any chances fighting a wild animal barehanded; contrary to popular belief, most people will succumb to the gorilla, let alone any other type of creature in the wilderness, just off of perceived fear of what it can do to them.

The fear of the unknown is a powerful thing. Shyt, most dudes, on average, will run from an aggressive dog coming towards them, which is small in comparison to a gorilla who is much larger in person.

As men, we like to pretend and act like we're superhuman with almighty strength, courageous with hearts of steel like it's a dayum Stone Age movie or some shyt where it's one man vs. the jungle and he somehow miraculously comes out on top and walks off into the sunset with a woman on his shoulder.

It's not so much about the gorilla killing the 100 men but rather the perception of what it can do that'll make most men back off unless you're trained with experience in the wild, then most men ain't got no chance going up against a Gorilla, a lion or any other animal the way y'all think otherwise.
 
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Me after the gorilla kills 99


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I feel like there should be a pause in this video.




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it would take everything even the most savage individual has to kill their equal in a 1v1

you are not fading a wild gorilla the stress alone is clearing nikkas

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:gucci:HE SAID EXACTLY WHAT MOST
OF US HAVE BEEN SAYING.

ONCE THE FIRST 20 FOOLS GET DESTROYED
THE REST OF THOSE nikkaS
ARENT RUNNING UP
:devil:
:evil:

:mjlol:So 1 gorilla isn’t beating 100 men :salute:glad that we agree.
 

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AND 100 MEN ARENT BEATING
A GORILLA BECAUSE NO ONE
IS SACRIFICING THEMSELVES.

THIS HAS BEEN STATED FROM THE START

:devil:
:evil:

:russ:And a gorilla isn’t fighting 100 men. Because it’ll avoid having to fight 100 people lol.
 

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