Lets Go To Prison updated

[I AM WE ARE]

i always wondered how people manage to smoke weed on the inside when most places have cameras and the lingering smell

the nurses bring it in cause of medical and they don't get searched as tough in certain places. Other times c.o.s bring it in cause we don't get paid that much

bruh its like this

a pack of cigarettes on the outside world--anywhere from $5 to $12 a pack
in prison-one cigarette can cost you up to $25-$30 a piece

you bring in a dime bag of weed and you spent $10 and the inmate gives you $100s just cause of the fact its a hot commodity and prisons smell of piss, funk, throw up,etc its not a smell you get used to, get out your clothes easily, or can mask

 

[FSP]

yea its the norm

lmfao what?

 

[I AM WE ARE]

lmfao what?

female c.o.s get turned out all the time. its convenient dikk for them. and a lot of them are married. they spend too much time with these male inmates and get too personal

we had one that was getting turned out by her whole pod and it was 30 inmates on her pod

 

[50CentStan]

In the female unit you or colleagues smashing the female prisoners?

 

[I AM WE ARE]

In the female unit you or colleagues smashing the female prisoners?

you tryin end up in prison your damn self?

dudes get fired left an right over that shyt and you end up in prison. then when you get out of prison you are a sex offender. inmates do not have the right to have consensual sex. its called abuse by an authority figure

 

[50CentStan]

you tryin end up in prison your damn self?

dudes get fired left an right over that shyt and you end up in prison. then when you get out of prison you are a sex offender. inmates do not have the right to have consensual sex. its called abuse by an authority figure

wait so when the female COs smashing the bros, its rape and she the victim? but when the brehs smashing the hoes its a violation?

 

[DrexlersFade]

In new York State you get caught fukking another dude they alert your emergency contact


So nikkas bytches and mommas be knowing


One time we was in the yard and this dude was fukking with the chump openly walking around like they was in the fukking park and shyt holding hands C.O.'s screamed on dude and told him we telling yo wife he tried to beg and plead (on his knees might I add) for them not to tell,muthafukkas was like fukk you fakkit and threw him in the hole


Dude was always on the dancefloor with his wife and kids

 

[I AM WE ARE]

just this weekend alone---

i'm making my rounds i walk past dudes cell and hes going to work on himself

yo officer

what

guess what i have under this blanket


umm bruh thats ok i don't want to know whats under that blanket,miss me wit that gay shyt

its pokeymon

how the fukk,bruh you got a phone in there watching anime porn


nope


i promise on my kids,this inmate pulls a mouse out his pants and was beating off using a mouse


see i caught him his name pokeymon and we're lovers


at that point i was all at the same time cause he started laughing an went right back to work like i was never there

 

[I AM WE ARE]

wait so when the female COs smashing the bros, its rape and she the victim? but when the brehs smashing the hoes its a violation?

nah its still a violation unless the female co gets raped, when its consensual its a crime

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[I AM WE ARE]

In new York State you get caught fukking another dude they alert your emergency contact


So nikkas bytches and mommas be knowing


One time we was in the yard and this dude was fukking with the chump openly walking around like they was in the fukking park and shyt holding hands C.O.'s screamed on dude and told him we telling yo wife he tried to beg and plead (on his knees might I add) for them not to tell,muthafukkas was like fukk you fakkit and threw his him in the hole


Dude was always on the dancefloor with his wife and kids

they call it fakin it for the state, dudes know they get caught fukkin, automatic punitive time aka in the hole

 

[I AM WE ARE]

where i'm at really aint nobody going around like that


but there is a gang called gto aka gangs taking over and they be getting these dudes,

and if anyone says they "checked in" that means they claimed they was gone commit suicide just to keep from getting hurt. oldest trick in the book

 

[keond]

just this weekend alone---

i'm making my rounds i walk past dudes cell and hes going to work on himself

yo officer

what

guess what i have under this blanket


umm bruh thats ok i don't want to know whats under that blanket,miss me wit that gay shyt

its pokeymon

how the fukk,bruh you got a phone in there watching anime porn


nope


i promise on my kids,this inmate pulls a mouse out his pants and was beating off using a mouse


see i caught him his name pokeymon and we're lovers


at that point i was all at the same time cause he started laughing an went right back to work like i was never there

 

[FSP]

female c.o.s get turned out all the time. its convenient dikk for them. and a lot of them are married. they spend too much time with these male inmates and get too personal

we had one that was getting turned out by her whole pod and it was 30 inmates on her pod

Do they be fine? I always knew I was gonna have to go to jail to get p*ssy.

 

[Malik1time]

just this weekend alone---

i'm making my rounds i walk past dudes cell and hes going to work on himself

yo officer

what

guess what i have under this blanket


umm bruh thats ok i don't want to know whats under that blanket,miss me wit that gay shyt

its pokeymon

how the fukk,bruh you got a phone in there watching anime porn


nope


i promise on my kids,this inmate pulls a mouse out his pants and was beating off using a mouse


see i caught him his name pokeymon and we're lovers


at that point i was all at the same time cause he started laughing an went right back to work like i was never there