let's hear the best yo mama joke

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    Those are from you motorboating them
     
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    Yo mama bald headed with baby hair
     
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    @J.E.T.S :umad: Yo momma ghost write for Kavin
    :russ::russ::russ::banderas::russ:
     
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    Your mom so dumb she thought hamburger helper came with an assistant
     
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    Lavell Crawford had the GOAT yo mama joke I heard on one of his comedy specials.

    "Yo mama so nasty that after she finished sucking your daddy's dikk, she came to kiss you goodnite"

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    nikka, that's fade on site.
     
  6. J.E.T.S

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    You done took it too far now fam
     
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    @DonDiego you mama belly button smell like a kavin record
     
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    One Moreese Bickham with the pistol

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    I want in on this. Who wanna get flamed.
    :youngsabo:
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Dirty Mcdrawz Your girl loves em....

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    @Rekkapryde momma’s panties got more discharge stains then @PS4 dirty mattress

    @DonDiego momma couldn’t afford dentures so she glued seashells to an eraser. bytch walking around exhaling sea air and pencil shavings.
     
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    J.E.T.S Lookahere mayne...

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    Gone on somewhere @Dirty Mcdrawz .... Yo momma got one short leg... been running in circles all her life :umad:
     
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    Dirty Mcdrawz Your girl loves em....

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    Brehs throwing shots in other threads :dead:
     
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    Ya mother do Uber with a transit bus
     
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    Dirty Mcdrawz Your girl loves em....

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    @J.E.T.S momma looks like a retarded chihuahua with a dried up perm. They call her chupacabra in Mexico. :picard:
     
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    :russ:
     

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