let's hear the best yo mama joke

[Arcavian]

@Anarchy Time for bed playa yo momma need the basement

i was going to pick your moms up from work but she aint on her normal corner today

 

[Jalether]

@DonDiego yo moms shytted when she had you thats why you such a corny nikka.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

 

[Jalether]

@DonDiego Yo Mama is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her

 

[One]

@One go head bih yo momma so dumb she wear sweat bands to swim class

Ya mama so fat she wake up in sections. She be up at 9:30 but her greasy kneecap don't wake up until 12.

 

[Jalether]

@Centaur yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention

 

[DonDiego]

@J.E.T.S Yo momma smell like Kavin

@King Poetic Yo momma fukk Kavin for one of his hooks
I'mma stop

 

[DonDiego]

@Jalether yo momma give shapeups to transgender midgets

 

[DonDiego]

@One yo momma look like Gabrielle Sidibe

 

[One]

@One yo momma look like Gabrielle Sidibe

Ya mama double chin neck meat stiff as a limousine tryna parallel park.

 

[DonDiego]

@woodrat Yo momma play hide and seek with sewer rats

 

[Centaur]

@Jalether yo momma so dumb she wears a bullet proof vest an calls it safe sex

 

[DonDiego]

Go head bih @One yo momma like to lick the back of fat people knees

 

[DonDiego]

@Dirty Mcdrawz yo momma smell like curry chitterlings

 

[Centaur]

Yall mommas all got 3rd degree rug burns

 

[One]

Go head bih @One yo momma like to lick the back of fat people knees

Ya mama hairline grow so far down the back of her neck when it dries up she can build a ladder to her ass cheeks.