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[3rdWorld]

I'm sorry, what??

Learn to wash your ass, even when away from home..cant be walking around in public with sticky itchy butt

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

Yeah I agree with OP. If you don't have Bidet or the removable shower head joints... you more than likely suffer from itchy butt syndrome

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Just use flushable wipes if you can't get to the shower hose

 

[drederick tatum]

Learn to wash your ass, even when away from home..cant be walking around in public with sticky itchy butt

Okay, few things here. First off, nice attempt on turning this around on me, but definitely not gonna work. Not the issue. Love, love, love the effort though, you're doing great. Never lose that spirit.

But the main things:
Every public bathroom ALREADY HAS LIQUID SOAP in it, why have you felt the need to procure and carry your own?

Also, how are you washing your ass in a public restroom? Like are you dropping your pants and draws around your ankles at the sink for any and all to see, like a weirdo, just begging to end up on the internet, and the sex offenders registry? Did you also steal a hotel towel for this? Otherwise, what are you using, you know, to wash your ass, in a public restroom, with liquid soap?

Username DEFINITELY checking out...

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Been living that bidet life for like three years now. It is the way.

Side note: get a heat lamp in your bathroom for when you are done showering.

 

[jdubnyce]

Bidets >>>
Have 3 toilets in the house, have 3 bidets

Butthole clean

 

[JAY?]

Just use flushable wipes if you can't get to the shower hose

Just a heads up, regardless of how they're marketed, there's no such thing as flushable wipes. Yeah, they'll flush, but they'll clog up the system somewhere along the line.
P.S. you ever smell your fingers after wiping your ass with wipes? It's horrible and doesn't easily come off

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

I regret entering this thread

 

[ObsidianDev]

My hole gapes a bit because I have lethargic sphincter muscles. Will this bidet spray into my colon? This is what I’m concerned about. Regarding the showering—I have trained my body to feces every Sunday. I literally call Sundays “shyt and Shower Day.” On the off chance that do need to feces, any other day of the week, a bidet may come in handy.

Low-key one of the funniest troll posters on this site

 

[jilla82]

ive been meaning to cop a bidet

just using toilet paper is nasty.
atm I wash up with a towel

 

[MajesticLion]

"takes 5 minutes to install"



People having life-and-death battles to put together Ikea coffee tables these days and you're talking extra-credit plumbing projects

 

[Rekkapryde]

Bidets >>>
Have 3 toilets in the house, have 3 bidets

Butthole clean

Yeah, I gotta buy some more for the crib. Just have the one in my master bathroom.

 

[Anton]

Just a heads up, regardless of how they're marketed, there's no such thing as flushable wipes. Yeah, they'll flush, but they'll clog up the system somewhere along the line.
P.S. you ever smell your fingers after wiping your ass with wipes? It's horrible and doesn't easily come off

muslims wipe wit they hand and a water bottle

 

[JAY?]

muslims wipe wit they hand and a water bottle

Do you wipe with your feet?

 

[Money Be Green]