Lets keep it real, most yall HS crushes were because they were popular or dressed nice

[Stone Cold]

Nah mine had a big ol booty

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I was the high school playa and had pick of the best hoes around. I would juggle several dimes at once

It wasnt until I hit college then suddenly became average and my strike rate plummeted cause there was all these pretty ass nikkas with money...so my rugged hood game didnt stand a chance

First girl I crushed on heavy in college is now happy and married living with her husband in London dining in the finest places across Europe . I stepped up to her and tried to spit game when we were in our first month of freshman year, but she hit me with the "nah, I already got someone who I like...just waiting for him to approach me. It was the first time in a long time being rejected like that by a girl I liked, shyt hity me hard that I lost my appetite that whole day and avoided campus for a week out of embarrassment

that nikka didnt even end up approaching her

respect your honestly

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

respect your honestly

Yeah, it was a rough ass freshman year. I had to learn to adjust tithe changing environment. Took me a whole year and a few months. I finally polished my game and revamped it for college and started eating good again. Senior year I even bagged the most wanted freshman girl (didnt know she was sought after until after i approached her, but it didnt last cause all her friends hated my ass so she threw me to the bushes a month later). Post college shyt been cool, I live a bachelor lifestyle and im in my prime fukking and dropping these hoes at will now. I call the shots and have zero interest in being tied down.