Let's make this Friday night interesting... The Confession Thread

[KyokushinKarateMan]

fukking dead

 

[mrken12]

http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1xb5r3/i_am_a_male_and_i_was_drugged_by_my_fiancee_and/

Why did they remove negs?

 

[ChrisDorner]

http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1xb5r3/i_am_a_male_and_i_was_drugged_by_my_fiancee_and/

Had me all invested and shyt.

http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1xja7i/when_i_was_21_nobody_showed_up_to_my_birthday/

 

[Mr Rager]

OK here goes...


I...

I love lamp

 

[sun raw]

i'm actually a demure japanese schoolgirl

 

[Warren Moon]

I love my girlfriend but I struggle to get hard immediately. It's like I'm not interested in her body or bored.

Yet if I touch or even think about other girls sexually my shyt rises up like I'm 15 again. Idk what to do

 

[Box Factory]

I love my girlfriend but I struggle to get hard immediately. It's like I'm not interested in her body or bored.

Yet if I touch or even think about other girls sexually my shyt rises up like I'm 15 again. Idk what to do

Start doing weird shyt with her to keep it interesting and then let it get weirder and weirder until one day you can't even look her in the eye, and then boom nice easy break up.

 

[Vonte3000]

This is the one where nobody came to my birthday party

That night, I had reservations from a friend who knew the bar owner, they had their own personal bar in the back and they told me I could rent it out for free. I thought great, this room is pretty big and has enough tables to sit about 35 people. I had personally invited 30-40 people a week prior and was excited about the aspect of seeing all of my friends and just getting completely wasted with them. Party was to start at 10 so I decided it's probably a good idea to get there a little late to make an entrance.

Around 10:30 I get there, music is blasting but the backroom is completely empty. The bartender asks me where my friends are at and I told them they all must be running late, trying to laugh it off with her. I stood by the bar staring at my phone, I got a couple of texts from people saying they'd be late or cancelling last minute. Around 11:30 rolls around, still nobody and I can see the bartender feeling bad for me, offering me free drinks throughout the night. I felt completely embarrassed and stupid just standing there alone on my birthday thinking I had all these great friends. Around 12:30, still nobody, not one person has texted me since, so around 1:15 I tell them forget it I'm going home. The bartender put her hand on my shoulder and told me to forget them and know who my real friends are. I held back my tears standing in that dark empty room, feeling drunk and completely humiliated. So many mixed emotions went through my head but mostly embarrassed and betrayed. I went outside and called a cab and cried in the back on my way home. I got to my place and just sat on the bathroom floor for an hour that night, crying my eyes out like a little kid. Friends asked me about my birthday the following day but I didn't even respond to them.

Shoulda fukked the bartender, coulda turned that night into a W

 

[mrken12]

This is the one where nobody came to my birthday party

That night, I had reservations from a friend who knew the bar owner, they had their own personal bar in the back and they told me I could rent it out for free. I thought great, this room is pretty big and has enough tables to sit about 35 people. I had personally invited 30-40 people a week prior and was excited about the aspect of seeing all of my friends and just getting completely wasted with them. Party was to start at 10 so I decided it's probably a good idea to get there a little late to make an entrance.

Around 10:30 I get there, music is blasting but the backroom is completely empty. The bartender asks me where my friends are at and I told them they all must be running late, trying to laugh it off with her. I stood by the bar staring at my phone, I got a couple of texts from people saying they'd be late or cancelling last minute. Around 11:30 rolls around, still nobody and I can see the bartender feeling bad for me, offering me free drinks throughout the night. I felt completely embarrassed and stupid just standing there alone on my birthday thinking I had all these great friends. Around 12:30, still nobody, not one person has texted me since, so around 1:15 I tell them forget it I'm going home. The bartender put her hand on my shoulder and told me to forget them and know who my real friends are. I held back my tears standing in that dark empty room, feeling drunk and completely humiliated. So many mixed emotions went through my head but mostly embarrassed and betrayed. I went outside and called a cab and cried in the back on my way home. I got to my place and just sat on the bathroom floor for an hour that night, crying my eyes out like a little kid. Friends asked me about my birthday the following day but I didn't even respond to them.

 

[Warren Moon]

Start doing weird shyt with her to keep it interesting and then let it get weirder and weirder until one day you can't even look her in the eye, and then boom nice easy break up.

No joke I already thought of this was just going to straight start disrespecting her BC I needed something new.

But she's a good girl man, I really do love her. I'm just fukking bored. We went from having sex multiple.times a day to maybe 3 times a week. I'm too young for this shyt man idk how ppl get married

 

[charmander]

I did a kamehameha in real life

 

[sun raw]

one time i thought i was going super saiyan but i was actually just taking a really intense shyt

 

[Stay Seeking]

I did a kamehameha in real life

 

[Sierra Mist]

http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1xb5r3/i_am_a_male_and_i_was_drugged_by_my_fiancee_and/

Had me all invested and shyt.

 

[aaaaaaa]

I love my girlfriend but I struggle to get hard immediately. It's like I'm not interested in her body or bored.

Yet if I touch or even think about other girls sexually my shyt rises up like I'm 15 again. Idk what to do

You need to think about stepping out on your girl. It sounds immoral but if she felt the same way you do I 100% guarantee she would cheat, good girl or not.

Women don't have the same moral faculties as men and there's no use holding yourself to a higher standard when dealing with them. You're just asking to get fukked a la the frog and the scorpion. Needless to say the same goes for cacs.