Let's say you befriend a gay dude and he becomes close with your mother

[Buckeye Fever]

You go over your mother's house and you walk in and you overhear the gay dude crying to your mother "I want your son so bad!!! Can you please help me get him????"

The mother replies "oh baby, I would love for y'all to be a couple. These women constantly do him dirty. My son isn't gay. I'll see what I can do though."


You quietly leave before they can see or hear you.


How upset are you?

 

[Diondon]

 

[Da_Eggman]

Moms ain’t shyt

 

[Sterling Archer]

Momma getting thrown into a poorly run nursing home.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Moms ain’t shyt

My mom would've been like "you got to the the fukk outta my house"

 

[Rell Lauren]

How do you come up with these scenarios? Why are you thinking about this?

 

[HARLEM AL]

How do you come up with these scenarios? Why are you thinking about this?

I read this thinking the same shyt.

 

[hatealot]

Moms ain’t shyt

The visuals of this type of conversation is outrageous

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

Moms gotta go

 

[Buckeye Fever]

How do you come up with these scenarios? Why are you thinking about this?

I want to be a writer

 

[stepbackj34spud]

I knew who made this thread before I even looked at the username.

 

[Bumblebreh]

How do you come up with these scenarios? Why are you thinking about this?

your thoughts become your reality.

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

My mom Jamaican. She nuh beg fren from zesty yute dem.

 

[Vandelay]

 

[Tiffrock]

My mom Jamaican. She nuh beg fren from zesty yute dem.

Batty boi..chi chi