Let's say you befriend a gay dude and he becomes close with your mother

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    You go over your mother's house and you walk in and you overhear the gay dude crying to your mother "I want your son so bad!!! Can you please help me get him????":to:

    The mother replies "oh baby, I would love for y'all to be a couple. These women constantly do him dirty. My son isn't gay. I'll see what I can do though."


    You quietly leave before they can see or hear you.


    How upset are you?
     
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    Diondon Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer

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    Moms ain’t shyt
     
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    Momma getting thrown into a poorly run nursing home.
     
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    My mom would've been like "you got to the the fukk outta my house"
     
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    How do you come up with these scenarios? Why are you thinking about this?
     
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    HARLEM AL Your broad loves us......

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    I read this thinking the same shyt.
     
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    Moms gotta go:camby:
     
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    Ask a Serious Question The strangest dichotomy

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