Let's settle this MONKEY SHYT once and for all: Home Alone 1 vs. A Christmas Story

[LezJepzin]

Christmas Story, hands down. No matter how many times they play it on TBS. The movie ages like fine wine.

I saw Home Alone the other night and the nostalgia of it left a bit with it. I never knew how much of a spoiled brat Kevin was till I saw it again recently. Dude needed to catch a fade how slick he talked to his parents. Plus some of the booby traps now look

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

These nikkas up in here callin' Ralphie a bytch, when Ralphie actually threw hands

Beat the shyt outta Scud Farkus (or whatever that nikka was named).....left that nikka cryin' and leakin' and everything

Wack-ass Kevin had to rely on booby traps and gadgets and shyt ....ol' Batman-ass nikka

Ralphie >>>>>> Kevin.....yeah, I said it

Hell, Ralphie's lil brother >>>>>> Kevin

Ralphie's parents >>>>>> Kevin

Ralphie's teacher >>>>>> Kevin

The kid who got his tongue stuck to the pole >>>>>> Kevin

The Bumpuses' dogs >>>>>> Kevin

The sexy leg lamp that got broke >>>>>> Kevin

nikka, fukk Kevin

 

[N.Y. State of Mind]

You sure about that...Ralphie got them hands...

That ground and pound game......

 

[RhodyRum]

Beat the shyt outta Scud Farkus (or whatever that nikka was named).....left that nikka cryin' and leakin' and everything

 

[Ronnie Lott]

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

.......................

 

[louisvandross]

Christmas Story, but <<<< Bad Santa or 8 crazy nights

 

[Ricky Church]

never saw Christmas Story...I've seen Home Alone 1 like 2,000 times tho. so Home Alone.

 

[JuvenileHell]

Kevin = Batman

Ralphie = Superman

 

[RJY33]

so hard to choose

i picked home alone but people forget Kevin was a bytch too

-was scared of that old man just cause his brother made up a story
-scared of that gangster movie the first time he watched it
-hid under the bed for a day after going outside and seeing the old man
-always was scared of Buzz
-Fuller had him shook when he held up that Pepsi and smiled
-when the Wet Bandits finally got their hands on him he had no plan and the old man had to save him
-had a huge house to himself and Buzz's life savings and wanted his family back within 2 days

 

[jackswstd]

So we just gon forget Ralphie gave Farkus and his boy that work? Ralphie was a snitch though. Couldn't handle a bar of soap in his mouth cause he fukked up, and got my man Schwartz an ass whupping over the phone.

 

[Dank Hill]

Cacmas Story for me. Honorable mention to National Lampoon Christmas vacation.

 

[Taadow]

Ralphie shot his eye out.

That is not what's up.

 

[Playeroni]

Hold up. Kevin had two middle aged goons on his neck, but he supposed to catch the faded with both of them Kevin gave them dudes that work with some gadgets y'all nikkas probably couldn't make. Did it in another city as well.

 

[Miggs]

Hold up. Kevin had two middle aged goons on his neck, but he supposed to catch the faded with both of them Kevin gave them dudes that work with some gadgets y'all nikkas probably couldn't make. Did it in another city as well.

He used his dads credit card