Lets settle this once and for all you fakkits......Is Santa real or not?

[2stainz]

I need answers.....for science

 

[MekaCatt]

Of course he's real

 

[Dwolf]

Of course he's real

If hes real, I better be getting your nudes on the 25th

 

[Larry Lobster]

Yes, and hes a muslim

 

[Raava]

 

[Unchained]

 

[Born2BKing]

You ever think about how fukked up it is that some fictional nikka gets credit from the kids for the hard earned money your parent(s) spent on Christmas gifts.

 

[MekaCatt]

If hes real, I better be getting your nudes on the 25th

 

[flea]

If hes real, I better be getting your nudes on the 25th

I been peeping your moves breh (no homo), u might be the most perviest nikka I've ever seen

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Yes...and he's white

 

[How Sway?]

I hope he's fake. I dont how i'd feel about some fat ass cac breaking into my crib tryna "give me gifts".

 

[Dwolf]

I been peeping your moves breh (no homo), u might be the most perviest nikka I've ever seen

No idea who the fukk you are tho

 

[kp404]

fukk Santa because there are millions of children who get absolutely nothing for Christmas every year...either he's fake or a fukking prick...either way

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Actually Santa is real. He is based on an artic shaman that would climb into peoples igloos and give them hallucinogenic mushrooms. The great thing about this world is the truth is ALWAYS crazier than fiction.


http://www.shamanswell.org/shaman/s...santa-claus-reindeer-pine-trees-and-mushrooms

The shaman would collect the mushrooms in a bag and deliver them to families, who would then often hang them in socks around the fireplace to dry – the mushrooms would be ready to share their revelatory gifts in the morning of the solstice.

To this day Siberian shamans dress in ceremonial red and white fur-trimmed jacketsto gather the magic mushrooms. First they pick and place the mushrooms to partially dry on nearby pine boughs which prepares them for ingestion and makes the load lighter. This is why we decorate our Christmas trees with ornaments and bulbs, because the gatherers would always adorn trees with drying mushrooms.

The tradition of the Shaman,[...], was to go into the forests and collect these shrooms that grow under pine trees or evergreen trees. The Shaman would collect enough for the entire tribe and then go to each of the houses, sometimes due to heavy snow the doors would be snowed in and the Shaman would have to enter through the smoke hole in the roof!

 

[kp404]

Actually Santa is real. He is based on an artic shaman that would climb into peoples igloos and give them hallucinogenic mushrooms. The great thing about this world is the truth is ALWAYS crazier than fiction.


http://www.shamanswell.org/shaman/s...santa-claus-reindeer-pine-trees-and-mushrooms

What about the kids, brehs? Give them some mushrooms too or something...LSD IS FOR THE CHILDREN !!!!