Let’s Take A Trip Down Memory Lane:Tiger Woods’ 3pm Demon Time Text Messages

[GoFlipAPack]

Nah I'm reading it in my voice cuz that nikka sound like me

 

[Actually6Foot3]

Status and money > game

This is corny af

 

[benjamin]

When you got that kind of money you can talk to a bytch in a way that would get you a charge if you was a regular degular nikka.

 

[benjamin]

Finished tigers HBO doc last week, pops was blowing hoes backs out in a breaking bad type RV next to the golf course while tiger was practicing

 

[ABlackMan]

These real? Of course I remember this ordeal, but I don’t remember the text leaking...

“I would wear you out”...


celebs ain’t no different from the average person, lol

Bruh a celebrity is a man made conception. We were all made in God’s image however. I hope you can follow that

 

[ABlackMan]

Anybody else reading these texts in Tiger’s voice?

Mad weird

 

[Cyrus' Wife]

Y'all leave Tiger alone lol

 

[RhodyRum]

Drunk texting.

Nope. What you see here is a mack mackin while being fully self aware of the extensions and limitations of his mack. The length of his money being directly proportional to the extent of his mack. Tiger Woods had "Imma spit in ya mouth after the a2m" money, which allows him to request nasty sh!t. But Dubai macks? Those oil money Arabs? Akh and dem? Now we talking, full on, "I'm sh!tting right on ya chest and in ya mouth" levels of macking! We talking opening the entire playbook because the extent of that mack is so long. Because as I said a minute ago: "length of money proportional to the extent of one's mack."

 

[Phantum]

My G was off a pint of henny and a fist full of percs

 

[Collateral]

Anybody else reading these texts in Tiger’s voice?

I read it in Tyler Woods voice

“After I cum I want you to suck my cock to get it hard and then shove it in your ass, fukk yes”

 

[CSquare43]

"... even the hardest of my homies needs attention, catch em blowing up the telephone reminiscing.."

 

[the artist known az]

He wanna bite someone with them big ass teeth

 

[BangBike]

Anybody else reading these texts in Tiger’s voice?

 

[pawdalaw]

Crazy that he had to pay his wife damn near a Billy.

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

You can tell that nikka mixed lol

 

[Cyrus' Wife]

He wanna bite someone with them big ass teeth

I remember a comedian said if Tiger ever went down on a woman, he'd probably give her a hysterectomy with those teeth