Lets talk about chinese food for a minute, brehs...

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If you are hungry, do yourself a favor and drive right by these places because all they serve is pure, unadulterated pig slop.


Why is it that every time, without fail, after you eat that shyt, you are hungrier than ever, exactly two hours later? and I'm not just talking about feeling normally hungry either.. its like, my stomach has this empty void that cannot be filled with anything. ever. And I cant even bring myself to eat another bite of whatever's left, either


And for the people who like it, how do you know that the 'beef' isnt dog and the 'chicken' isnt pigeon?

And what the fukk is the rice made of? Why does it turn into gravel after it goes cold?

help me out here.
 
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If you are hungry, do yourself a favor and drive right by these places because all they serve is pure, unadulterated pig slop.


Why is it that every time, without fail, after you eat that shyt, you are hungrier than ever, exactly two hours later? and I'm not just talking about feeling normally hungry either.. its like, my stomach has this empty void that cannot be filled with anything. ever. And I cant even bring myself to eat another bite of whatever's left, either


And for the people who like it, how do you know that the 'beef' isnt dog and the 'chicken' isnt pigeon?

And what the fukk is the rice made of? Why does it turn into gravel after it goes cold?

help me out here.


i bet you eat at taco bell mcdonalds etc... and have no problem with their "beef" : research what the "beef" in fastfod is really made of. :leon:
and how its made and whats in it besides the "beef":leon:

my point is..... ALL CHEAP "RESTERAUNTS" (fast food,chinese etc..) are cheap FOR A REASON..... think of WHY they can sell their shyt so cheap :scusthov:
 

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Chinese food is hella good tho. I had some on Friday.
 

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this joint down the street got the best sesame seed chicken , half lo mein/half frii rii combo in the south.

it could be 101 dalmations that I'm eating but its so good :ahh:
 
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And I cant even bring myself to eat another bite of whatever's left, either

:what:

give me an order of sweet and sour chicken, general gau and (on the rare occasion i eat pork) boneless spareribs. i'm eating all that shyt in one setting. chinese food is the ultimate guilty pleasure. it's fast, tasty, and so damn bad.

YOLO
 
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American Chinese food is pretty bad, and I don't think many Chinese people will even eat it.

Real Chinese Food is very good especially the cuisine from the Northern Regions. I think American's would definitely like Northern Chinese food because It's based on Beef and Wheat.

There's a lot of Fried Wheat-dough products like this thing
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^^this is pure heaven right here.
 

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American chinese is okay/mediocre and mostly reliant on salt and sugar.

Real chinese tho? :mjpls:

Pork in red sauce (hong shao rou)
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xiao long bao (soup dumplings)
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la zi ji (pepper chicken)
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:ahh:
 

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i fukking hate it, its so greasy and disgusting. makes my car smell like a rotten pig, they no speakie the english not even crose

dont even like the fortune cookies, shyt dry as fukk and crumbles up on my shirt mane fukk that shyt
 
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