Lets talk about chinese food for a minute, brehs...

[duncanthetall]

Indian Food > Thai Food >>>>> Chinese

 

[Angel On The Rag]

If you are hungry, do yourself a favor and drive right by these places because all they serve is pure, unadulterated pig slop.


Why is it that every time, without fail, after you eat that shyt, you are hungrier than ever, exactly two hours later? and I'm not just talking about feeling normally hungry either.. its like, my stomach has this empty void that cannot be filled with anything. ever. And I cant even bring myself to eat another bite of whatever's left, either


And for the people who like it, how do you know that the 'beef' isnt dog and the 'chicken' isnt pigeon?

And what the fukk is the rice made of? Why does it turn into gravel after it goes cold?

help me out here.

unless you live in the wilderness your eating trash food

so chinese is just as trash as the other shyt you eat

deal with it breh

and yeah i like chinese shyt, it tastes good after getting blown

 

[Uffie]

i love chinese food. chicken lo mein was consumed quite often while i was in college.

 

[Brief Keef]

they said that mcrib was made out of yoga mats yoga mats breh's

 

[CoolazzFemale]

mmm soup dumplings

 

[Token]

Their Sweet&Sour Chicken and Shrimp Fried Rice is .....

What am I doing with my life? I haven't had Chinese food in ages

 

[R=G]

i fukking hate it, its so greasy and disgusting. makes my car smell like a rotten pig, they no speakie the english not even crose

dont even like the fortune cookies, shyt dry as fukk and crumbles up on my shirt mane fukk that shyt

wtf

 

[Banned Account12]

I don't even ask wtf that shyt made out of its

I haven't ate Chinese food since like 95

i haven't ate chinese food since like 95




























minutes ago nikka and it was hmm hmm hmm delicious

 

[Crakface]

Sweet n sour chicken, chow mein = yum but you wont find any of that crap in china.

 

[BlazedWun]

Sweet n sour chicken, chow mein = yum but you wont find any of that crap in china.

maybe there's a reason for that

 

[Crakface]

maybe there's a reason for that

They made it for Americans. They dont eat much better over there. They basically eat like people in rural areas in America. Theyd be right at home down south being gut eaters.

 

[infamous212]

i knew y'all would come in here like "bu bu bu but real chinese food is better" stfu and go down the block and cop that 5.50 chicken broccoli garlic sauce w/ an egg roll and a can of soda

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

Dim sum b1tch. F*ck u n1ggaz hatin on chinese food. Its the reason hood b1tches got booty

 

[Born2BKing]

Beef or chicken lo mein is my biggest vice.

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

I like the spicy salt squid and shrimp. It smells like ass in the car but yall claim to lick girls cracks anyway.